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Seriously. Why would you even bother coming into this thread? Like what were you expecting. There were several different directions I could've gone with this. None of them pleasant.


But seeing that, and the fact that you're fooled by this sociological experiment of mind, do me the favor of telling me. Just what you were expecting and why you would come here.


Also. APRIL Fools
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I didn't know, but it seemed... interesting?

You're nearly six months late with that, by the way >_>
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Actually it's April on Mars. Their rotation around the sun is about twice as much as Earth. So it's April on Mars. Little Astrology knowledge for you.
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Oh. That's rad [:
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I like totally made that up. Well some of it. Mars does have about a 24 month rotation around the sun, but they don't function on the modern day or Gregorian calender that most of earth follows.

BOOBIES ROCK.
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The Joker wrote: BOOBIES ROCK.
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I was expecting something that would make me laugh here. You sir, have failed.That forward was hilarious though.
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Nyx wrote:I was expecting something that would make me laugh here. You sir, have failed.That forward was hilarious though.
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SECRET CORRESPONDENCE?
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Yep.
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Orly?
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Have you ever been out of that saurkraut?

Sperm Sperm it's magical sperm. Delicious and edible it'll even give you a perm


Try my sperm.
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"Delicious and edible"
You been trying something we don't know about Dre?
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Iris wrote: "Delicious and edible"
You been trying something we don't know about Dre?
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Oh. :roll:
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