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Show off your sexual prowess.

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This thread is to showcase and gloat about your sexual prowess, do not be afraid to go into gorey details where needed. Please be tasteful. I will start off.


I don't wanna brag but today I had a good day. I jerked it like a whole three times!


Top that assholes!
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Baby Duck wrote: Please be tasteful.
Wit?
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Very good! Now try to guess what this is:
+:D.Ř.Ę.Ŧ.Ļ.Ĭ .N:+ wrote:
Baby Duck wrote: Very good! now try to guess what this is:
Sarcasm?
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why is everyone's moral compass directed down their pants? :-|
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I wasn't aware it was a compass. I thought it was a fixed arrow pointed towards my genitals.
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Ha
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:x
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=D
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Another face game?
Decisions to decisions are made and not bought, but I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot. I guess not.
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Point is, there is a limit to government spending and why it's useless unless they know (and you know) where it goes.
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?
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haha
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Baby Duck wrote:I wasn't aware it was a compass. I thought it was a fixed arrow pointed towards my genitals.
Castration?
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I lied to my mom and told her I was hanging out with some friends, taking in a movie and eating dinner when really I was seeing this older gentleman for 7.25 hours of insane BDSM (BD, DS, and SM ) fun.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
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Baby Duck wrote:

I don't wanna brag but today I had a good day. I jerked it like a whole three times!


Top that assholes!

My high score is 23 times in a day.

HA
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ShaiGirl wrote:I lied to my mom and told her I was hanging out with some friends, taking in a movie and eating dinner when really I was seeing this older gentleman for 7.25 hours of insane BDSM (BD, DS, and SM ) fun.
That sounds like fun. My boyfriend won't try tying me up, but he did blindfold me. =D
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