This thread is to showcase and gloat about your sexual prowess, do not be afraid to go into gorey details where needed. Please be tasteful. I will start off.
I don't wanna brag but today I had a good day. I jerked it like a whole three times!
Top that assholes!
Show off your sexual prowess.
Show off your sexual prowess.
May the mountains rise against you
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Wit?Baby Duck wrote: Please be tasteful.
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Very good! Now try to guess what this is:
+:D.Ř.Ę.Ŧ.Ļ.Ĭ .N:+ wrote:Sarcasm?Baby Duck wrote: Very good! now try to guess what this is:
May the mountains rise against you
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
why is everyone's moral compass directed down their pants? 
I felt like a race horse in a world without racetracks or a champion college footballer suddenly confronted by Wall Street and a business suit, his days of glory shrunk to a little gold cup on his mantel with a date engraved on it like a tombstone.
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
I wasn't aware it was a compass. I thought it was a fixed arrow pointed towards my genitals.
May the mountains rise against you
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
I felt like a race horse in a world without racetracks or a champion college footballer suddenly confronted by Wall Street and a business suit, his days of glory shrunk to a little gold cup on his mantel with a date engraved on it like a tombstone.
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
=D
May the mountains rise against you
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Another face game?
Decisions to decisions are made and not bought, but I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot. I guess not.
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Point is, there is a limit to government spending and why it's useless unless they know (and you know) where it goes.
May the mountains rise against you
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
?
Decisions to decisions are made and not bought, but I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot. I guess not.
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
haha
I felt like a race horse in a world without racetracks or a champion college footballer suddenly confronted by Wall Street and a business suit, his days of glory shrunk to a little gold cup on his mantel with a date engraved on it like a tombstone.
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Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Castration?Baby Duck wrote:I wasn't aware it was a compass. I thought it was a fixed arrow pointed towards my genitals.
i told yuo about stares dog
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
I lied to my mom and told her I was hanging out with some friends, taking in a movie and eating dinner when really I was seeing this older gentleman for 7.25 hours of insane BDSM (BD, DS, and SM ) fun.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
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Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Baby Duck wrote:
I don't wanna brag but today I had a good day. I jerked it like a whole three times!
Top that assholes!
My high score is 23 times in a day.
HA
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Anon
Anon
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Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
That sounds like fun. My boyfriend won't try tying me up, but he did blindfold me. =DShaiGirl wrote:I lied to my mom and told her I was hanging out with some friends, taking in a movie and eating dinner when really I was seeing this older gentleman for 7.25 hours of insane BDSM (BD, DS, and SM ) fun.
<3 life
