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Whats your best pickup line

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you must of fallen from heaven cause i have an erection :P
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nice shoes, wanna [censored]?
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lol love it, I think i will try that one.
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I always wish I was a dude so I could have an excuse to use pickup lines. All women really have to do is go up to a guy and go "Wanna F***?" It really takes the sport out of it. ;____;

If I was in an alternate universe and I needed to use pickuplines I would use these:

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Great legs, what time do they open?

And so on and so forth.

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hey guys like to be hit on too, but lets f*** will work if thats what you want with almost any straight male.
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mine has been tested in a real highschool environment, and worked 99% of the time.
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SASSZAIN wrote:mine has been tested in a real highschool environment, and worked 99% of the time.
I do have nice shoes =D

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SASSZAIN wrote:mine has been tested in a real highschool environment, and worked 99% of the time.
And your sample size was?
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SASSZAIN wrote:mine has been tested in a real highschool environment, and worked 99% of the time.
SASSZAIN you are a god.
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Athos wrote:
SASSZAIN wrote:mine has been tested in a real highschool environment, and worked 99% of the time.
And your sample size was?
Who said i conducted the study?
cheetahfear wrote:
SASSZAIN wrote:mine has been tested in a real highschool environment, and worked 99% of the time.
SASSZAIN you are a god.
only in minecraft XD
Uta wrote:
SASSZAIN wrote:mine has been tested in a real highschool environment, and worked 99% of the time.
I do have nice shoes =D
INORITE!? where did you get them!?
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heydamm ma: let me inv ll to a drink,body like that deserves everything for free,than put something on the bitches drink and bang :)
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hmm not really a pick up line but very effective im sure you will use that to the upmost of your capabilities.
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ans he will STILL get laid
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