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fun sex fact ,wakai has 2 anchor babies just incase one fails =P
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I will use my own data I have backed from years of research:

1. Please don't tell me about your penis size. I don't care. Its not like I'm going to stare at it or whip out a ruler. Chances are that if (most) women are going to bother having sex with you they most likely have some other attachment that isn't sexual to you (unless you're going the casual route, in which case have fun with crabs).

2. Don't try to get your lady to re enact porn. I for one am unable to walk in 10 inch heels and I a unwilling to wade in a pool of pudding.

3. Be somewhat upfront with the kinkiness that you expect out of the relationship. Remember that there is a difference between what you fap to, and what is realistic for the person you are in a loving relationship with. Try to compromise as best you can to make sure that other person is comfortable, and that you are not pressuring them into anything.

4. Don't consume large amounts of meat or garlic of you want your girl to go down on your flesh popsicle. The taste actually comes out...yeah

Its recommended that men and women eat acidic fruits such as pineapple or orages before engaging in oral.

...and that's my two cents.
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i'll give that a dollar 50, not 2 cents XD
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I'd like a return. She didn't say that until ex post facto.
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Athos wrote:I'd like a return. She didn't say that until ex post facto.
*Has PTSD flashbacks from all of my years in customer service*

*mumble mumble* Yes, someday they will all pay! *cough*

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*wooden nickel
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*with splinters
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Uta wrote:
Athos wrote:I'd like a return. She didn't say that until ex post facto.
*Has PTSD flashbacks from all of my years in customer service*

*mumble mumble* Yes, someday they will all pay! *cough*

I mean cookies! :-" *gives you a shiny nickel*
Quite frankly, I don't think PTSD can cover what we in customer service put up with. It should be called DRWS, Drone-Retail-Worker Syndrome. Symptoms include (but not limited to), high blood pressure, lack of sleep, tourettes, violent outburts, foaming at the mouth, headaches, hysteria, twitching, back aches, stomach aches, bad dreams, violent dreams, alcoholism, terrible golf-swing, bad mood, diminished sex drive, running around like a crazy person, loss of life, depression, attention-deficit-while-customer-is-complaining-disorder,obsessive compulsive disorder, alcoholism, drug abuse, alcoholism, addiction to caffeine...And yes, maybe even more alcoholism.
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Lots and lots of alcoholism. And maybe more violence.
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Just a little more.
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