The Shaman Talk Show

[Dark Amisha]

I saved this from when I used to do fan-fics. It's a couple of years old, so if you want rip me on it.

Me: hello and welcome to the shaman talkshow! So whatcha doin len?
Len: not much (he is looking at blue prints)
me: don’t tell me your making plans for the len empire
morty: ya that’s right dark amisha
me: and you got morty involved!
Len: hey he is cool he can make 3-d blue prints we are friends now
morty: ya
me: aye yie, yie
then yoh and anna come in arguing
yoh: but annnnnna i don’t wanna change a light bulb!
Anna: i said do it!
Yoh: why don’t you get Eliza and Faust to do it
anna: because they are doing something
yoh: what about Rio?
anna: he is on a date with some French freak
yoh: darn it hey why can-
me: no im not changing a light bulb
yoh: ok then-
len: to busy
morty: gotta finish blue prints
anna: im waiting
yoh: um im to short
then anna grabs a ladder
anna: that’s why i just got this ladder
yoh: man stupid light bulb
lyserg: yo yoh you look stupid changing that light bulb!
Zeke: silence orphan! im trying to meditate
me: and don’t change the thread cause we will be right back

[º-Tenshi_Karasu-º]

LOL

Pity your using the 4kids version of the names, the original japanese are musch cooler (Ren, Manta, Yoh, Anna, Lyserg, Hao, Ryu, etc)

[Dark Amisha]

ya, but thats the way i started watching it. thats the way im used to it, so.

Me: ok now for the first talk show thingy um truth or dare!
Len: to busy
morty: but well we will play
me: ok yoh truth or dare
yoh: dare
me: ok i dare you to kiss anna
yoh: no!
Me: no trade backs!
Yoh: man
then he goes up to anna and kisses her on the lips anna fainted
len: hahaha! You’re such a loser yoh!
Yoh: truth or dare!
Len: dare I sucker
yoh: i dare you to give dark amisha a scar!
Me: what!
Len: that’s the stupidest dare ever! Im not doing it!
Me: yay
yoh: chicken!
Len: fine!
Me: oh no!
Then len starts chasing me around the room
morty: we should help him!
Zeke: no i don’t want to help dark amisha!
Morty: i meant len
zeke: oh
len: (still chasing me) Rio truth or dare!
Rio: dare
len: i dare you to not comb your hair for a week!
Rio: nooooo! Ok *sniff* good bye comb
then he out the comb in a safe
me: somebody help!
Rio: lyserg truth or-
lyserg: dare
Rio: i dare you to leave the X laws
lyserg: man well bye X laws
X- law:
lyserg: jun-
jun: truth
lyserg: are you really-
jun: yes im really from a Tao family
me: well we are out of time and please hope that i survive and good bye jeez take it easy len!
Len: sorry friend!
Me: ahhh!

[º-Tenshi_Karasu-º]

XDDDD poor Amisha....

[Dark Amisha]

i cant believe people like this... this from a few years ago, lol

Me: hello and welcome back to the shamaaaaaaan talk show! Len! Take it easy!
Len: this game was your idea!
Me: noooooooo!
Zeke: this is hilarious!
Rio: must... comb... hair...
anna: ...........
Yoh: man that took a lot out of me
i run over to yoh still evading len
me: you can’t hide whats inside! Hee, hee, hee
yoh: ok thats it! (draws sword out)
me: noooo! i have enough trouble with len!
yoh: well now you gotta problem with me!
me: noo!
then yoh starts chasing me around the room with len
lyserg: mmm what the heck come here dark amisha!
me: why me? lyserg yoh and len! nooo!
rio: you will pay for haveing us play that game! (draws wepon and starts chasing me around the room)
me: well you dident have to play!
anna wakes up
anna: your gunna pay dark amisha!
me: what did i do to you?
anna; you made yoh kiss me!
me: but i thought that was what you wanted!
anna: ya but not when we are so young!
then she starts chasing me around the room
me: great first len then yoh then lyserg then rio then anna! oh no!
morty: do you think we should help them?
zeke: who?
trey: if your talking about dark amisha im out
zeke: ya
morty: i ment yoh and the others
zeke and trey: heck ya!
then the 3 start cahseing me around to
jun: i guess ill do it to
then she starts chasing me around the room to
then a council member shows up
me: council member dude am i glad to see you!
council dude: dark amisha you have been scentenced to be chased around bye every shaman and council member to chase you around the room
then every shaman and council member come in
me: um and thats all the time we i have for today couse im about to die and good bye!
anna: get him!

[Dark Amisha]

ive posted the new part

[º-Tenshi_Karasu-º]

XDDDD omg! so funny! a bit exagerated but very funny ^^

just please dont double post k?

[Dark Amisha]

k, sry, but usually when ppl dont post back i like to post 'hey i posted' in case ppl didnt know a new part was up.


me: i don’t desurve this! wait! im a shaman to!
then i draws out his sword like the 3 muskateers
me: rapid wack atack!
anna: ow!
len: stop wacking us on the head!
zeke: you call that a move!
me: so long suckers
anna: get him
morty: im bored chasing him!
zeke: ya lets all make blue prints for lens empire
everybody: ya!
anna: i don’t make blue prints yoh makes blue prints
yoh: no i don’t
anna: well you do now! get to work
yoh: no
anna: what!
yoh: i said no! i don’t have to listen to you
me: thats the spirit yoh!
everybody: silence!
me: no
trey: what?!?!
rio: why you little!
len: lets chase him around the room until he lets 1 be the host
jun: ya!
then everybody is chasing me again
me: heeeeelp!

[.:Aki-Kun:.]

so ur right a fan-fic if so u should also make more detail so just not speaking roles i think

[Morphea]

Hee hee hee ^^

Hosting a talk show while getting chased around by your guests sounds rough XD

[ccppfan]

... You're a fast runner... Len could have hit you with his spear thingy in a matter of minutes... But you're still running...