
eeeeewwwww! here's something!
Jimmy Kudo is walking down the hall, when he heard Rachel crying.
Rachel: Jimmy, you bastard, why won't you come home! Do you want to hear me suffering like this?
Jimmy: Rachel, why would you say that?
Rachel: My life is dead, there's no point in living now!
Jimmy: (holds Rachel) Why Rachel? What happened?
Rachel: Well... I'm...um...
Jimmy: Rachel!!
Rachel: I'm pregnant with Harley's baby!!
Jimmy:

What the hell did he do to you, when I get my hands on him, he's gonna pay!!
Rachel:

oh my god!! I can't believe you fell for that!!
Jimmy:

"Life is short, don't live the same day twice. Every day, you should be your unique self, not under the influence of anyone, and just free your imagination." Wise Man