Random Funny Role-Playing

[ccppfan]

Waaaa... Why did you burn my bra you evil?! *rushes over to Aaron and kisses him* But... that's how I like you~

[MisunderstoodDreamer]

Aaron falls back and passes out, with steam rising from his face.

[ccppfan]

Aaron? Don't die!!! NO!!! Get up!!! *slaps his cheek* GET UP!!!!!! *slaps other cheek* Oh, no. I'll always treasure the little moments we've been together... But GET UP!!!! *keeps slapping him... well, EVERYWHERE* GET UP!!!!

[MisunderstoodDreamer]

Aaron woke up screaming, "Heaven smells like monkeys!!!!!!!"

[ccppfan]

Hell smells like poop!!!!!! The world smells like bananas!!!!! *throughly enjoying herself*

[MisunderstoodDreamer]

Aaron scooped her up in his arms. "I love you!!!!!!!" he yelled as he ran and threw her off a HUGE cliff.

[ccppfan]

Ahhh! *flies out of there* Phew. By the way, Aaron, I've got a present for you~ Guess what it is! It's... *drummroll plz~* FLYING UNDIES!!!!!

[MisunderstoodDreamer]

"FLYING UNDIES!!!!?????!!!!!! EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!" He burns the flying undies.

[ccppfan]

Aww.... I HATE YOU!!!! *kisses Aaron again* LET'S GO!!! *carries him to the church to sign up for the wedding next week* LET'S GET MARRIED, AARON!!! YOU'RE THE STUPIDEST BOY I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!

[MisunderstoodDreamer]

Kicks the priest in the leg and jumps around the church like a hyper monkey.

[ccppfan]

*smiles* What a crazy boy you are Aaron! I've come to introduce you to my boyfriend, Jimmy! We're getting married! *cluches Jimmy and runs around the room, singing* HERE COMES THE BRIDE, ALL DRESS IN WHITE~

[MisunderstoodDreamer]

Aaron fell face first, unconscious.

[ccppfan]

Priest, please announce our separation~ Aarono and I are gonna get divorced~ *kisses Aaron*

[MisunderstoodDreamer]

Aaron is still unconscious. "Cheese-puffs...."

[ccppfan]

Hey I like cheese-puffs too... *faints* pizza... piazza... pizzara.... pizzia...

[MisunderstoodDreamer]

Aaron wakes up and starts kicking her.