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§åmüriã_Wårriør wrote:

Homunculus_Lust wrote:yes it normal not to have sex in a relationship all the time... but i dont think your going for abstanince... that might drive a girl crazy...@_@
i tried not kissing my bf once...i didn't last a week

lol you didnt last week, i dont blame you, lmao

I do.

How hard can it be to go a week without kissing? i mean, look at OLD Anna up there, she's lasted years!

jkjk, but seriously, if you can't keep your tongue in your own mouth, you should be orally castrated, if there's such a thing.

Sir Psycho Sexy wrote:How hard can it be to go a week without kissing? i mean, look at OLD Anna up there, she's lasted years!

jkjk, but seriously, if you can't keep your tongue in your own mouth, you should be orally castrated, if there's such a thing.

lol!! If I hadn't found that so hilarious, your ass wouldn't be so shiny anymore. Bravo. Hahahaha I can't stop laughing! And hey, you gotta be careful ya know, "the kissing disease" stays in your system forever. *nods*

I want the kissing disease!

Well you can have it, lol, just don't come near me when you do.

ATMH loves Phil -> shm wrote:Well you can have it, lol, just don't come near me when you do.

The only reason I wanted it was that I was planning on getting it from you.

Sir Psycho Sexy wrote: The only reason I wanted it was that I was planning on getting it from you.

Errr... I dont have it. Or... well, I guess I might but just don't know it. I don't know... now I'm scared. I'm paranoid!!!! aahhhh =[^] ---> me screaming.

I think we all need to Glyde.

Oh, but we all have the kissing disease.
..........very deep down for some of us,
but we still have it.

Sheitler wrote:I think we all need to Glyde.

Right on.

I have many diseases in many places.

when i said i tried not kisseing my bf i ment my bf not the entire neighborhood.
but seriously it can be hard at times

Homunculus_Lust wrote:when i said i tried not kisseing my bf i ment my bf not the entire neighborhood.
but seriously it can be hard at times

How many Bf's do you have?

This topic is getting wierd...

The thing for me, Is getting a Gf, is hard, well not really aparently alot of girls think Im "So HAWT" , but I do not like any of them at all, Im really picky my GF must be smart, look decent, love anime, and alot of other things, and like having fun!, Its hard to explain it all, but I think Im doomed for life, No one reall meets my standards, and Im not trying to sound like im so" High maintinance" Sorry if I do, ........

The only way to find the perfect woman is the internet! Seriously, you should go there, all the women are funny and smart and they have big boobies too! Not like in real life where sometimes a girl might not be a model with a masters degree and a library of anime or something that would make your penis retreat 3 feet into your pelvis like that!