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My friend was planning on breaking up with his girlfriend, and this is how he did it: He went to her house and got a blowjob, but he neglected to tell her when he was about to ejaculate, and well basically, you can tell what happened. She was coughing and spluttering and choking. Without saying a word he got up, got her a glass of water, put it on a table next to her and walked out of her house without saying a word.

If he hadn't got her that glass of water she would have drowned! Goes to show you the hidden danger of drowing in semen.

...well not really, but true story nonetheless.

ekcoL wrote:My friend was planning on breaking up with his girlfriend, and this is how he did it: He went to her house and got a blowjob, but he neglected to tell her when he was about to ejaculate, and well basically, you can tell what happened. She was coughing and spluttering and choking. Without saying a word he got up, got her a glass of water, put it on a table next to her and walked out of her house without saying a word.

If he hadn't got her that glass of water she would have drowned! Goes to show you the hidden danger of drowing in semen.

...well not really, but true story nonetheless.

If I were her, I'd hunt his azz down and knee his jaw in and rip his eyeballs out of their sockets and feed them to the dog next door.

Unless I was a total [censored] to him, and that was why he broke up with me. Then, yes, I'd deserve it.

Yeah she really did deserve it - though my friend is still a loser.

Hmmm... um... wow. For once, I don't know what to say! tis a glorious day for many.

Anner The Mad Hatter wrote:

ekcoL wrote:My friend was planning on breaking up with his girlfriend, and this is how he did it: He went to her house and got a blowjob, but he neglected to tell her when he was about to ejaculate, and well basically, you can tell what happened. She was coughing and spluttering and choking. Without saying a word he got up, got her a glass of water, put it on a table next to her and walked out of her house without saying a word.

If he hadn't got her that glass of water she would have drowned! Goes to show you the hidden danger of drowing in semen.

...well not really, but true story nonetheless.

If I were her, I'd hunt his azz down and knee his jaw in and rip his eyeballs out of their sockets and feed them to the dog next door.

Unless I was a total [censored] to him, and that was why he broke up with me. Then, yes, I'd deserve it.

WOW!

SiMpLy-Me wrote:WOW!

Lol, well you just wait 'till a guy does it to you, and we'll see what you'll do to him.

(not that that's ever happened to me)

i'd tie him to the back of a truck and drive around in circles......but that would be the nice thing to do

The old fashion was is better, but haven't had the need to, so meh.

That question is extremly nasty but it seems pretty possile i don't see why not

ekcoL wrote:My friend was planning on breaking up with his girlfriend, and this is how he did it: He went to her house and got a blowjob, but he neglected to tell her when he was about to ejaculate, and well basically, you can tell what happened. She was coughing and spluttering and choking. Without saying a word he got up, got her a glass of water, put it on a table next to her and walked out of her house without saying a word.

If he hadn't got her that glass of water she would have drowned! Goes to show you the hidden danger of drowing in semen.

...well not really, but true story nonetheless.

IF I WERE HIM I WOULD BEAT MYSELF SENSELESS FOR BEING SO CRUEL! THATS TOTALLY NOT COOL WHAT HE DID ALSO I WOULD LITERLLAY BEAT HIS ASS IN REL LIFE IF I KNEW HIM, I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT, PEOPLE LITERALLY SEE ME AS AN AVENGER....... DONT ASK WHY.

Our bio teacher tolld us once that you can kill a guy with his own cum when you inject a little bit of it in his blood stream, all boys in our clas went all pale in a minute and were strangeli staryng at me as if they se the Death in person...

Why would they stare at you?

Bicouse they think that I'm a veird, scarrye, sadist, I think they tought that I will tray itt out on them in our last year while I promissed revenge on them...

Dawn wrote:Bicouse they think that I'm a veird, scarrye, sadist, I think they tought that I will tray itt out on them in our last year while I promissed revenge on them...

hmm, revenge, fighting keeps me alive, hence why I will, never be loved. Although I desire "Love" and a long term relationship girls dont like a guy who loves to fight and has is always sad with a angry face.

Uchiha-Kakashi wrote:

Dawn wrote:Bicouse they think that I'm a veird, scarrye, sadist, I think they tought that I will tray itt out on them in our last year while I promissed revenge on them...

hmm, revenge, fighting keeps me alive, hence why I will, never be loved. Although I desire "Love" and a long term relationship girls dont like a guy who loves to fight and has is always sad with a angry face.

wtf? Are you obsessed with Anima?... I think maybe... you think that... you're an anime charater of some sort. But you're not. I mean, I dunno, you might be, and for all I know, I could be Heidi Klum, but the chances are very low.

Just had to express my thoughts about that comment. Oh crud... stupid lack-of-willpower! I swear, I'm gonna die while logging onto AA, lol, that's how bad I am.

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