Absolute Anime

I kno!

hmm i'll try to be funny but i'm not really good at things like this so here goes.


*hinata is walking down the hall (cut me some slack i can't think of anyother begining)

sakura- oooh naruto put in in quick
naruto- ummm but it'll hurt and BLEED!!
sakura- DAMMIT NARUTO I NEED IT!!!!
hinata- *turns cherry red* (thinking) wha wha but sakura hate naruto!!!
naruto- alright alright!
*4 seconds pass*
sakura- AAAAhhhh ow ow oww
naruto- i told you it would hurt. aww man look at all the blood!!
sakura- dammit naruto PUT...... IT..... ALL... THE...WAY... IN!!!!!!!!!
*2 second pass*
saukura- AHHHHHHHHHHH
hinata passes out* (THUD)
naruto- there you happy?
sakura- ooohh thank you naruto! now that i have my ear peirce i can were my new ear ring for sskake
naruto- yeah yeah. (under his breath) what make him so great anyway?!?!?!?! *walks out and trips over hinata body* AAHHHHHHHH HINATA'S DEAD *runs up and down and runs into a wall and lands next to hinata.*
*hinata comes to and sees naruto next to her and passes ut again*


dang didn't mean for it to be that long. sorry

LMAO That is so hilarious!!!!!!

LOL!!! very nice.

Haha! Very funny, keep it up

Lmao that's great ^_^

lol. That was great

i'm rather dumb founded at hinata seeins how she has x ray vision. *ping* i think i got an idea....

*Hinata is in a clearing training with Kiba and Shino*

Shino: You're improving, Hinata

Hinata: *in her mind* I will master the Byakugan! I WILL SEE THROUGH NAUTO-KUN'S CLOTHES NO MATTER WHAT!

lol

I'm going to try...here goes.

hinata: *practicing the Byakugan*
rock lee:*passes by*
hinata: i saw rock lee through rock lee's clothes with the Byakugan! :sick:

well I tried and personal I think it sucked.

hinata- Zzzzzzzzz
hinata-Zzzzzzzzz
Hanabi - hinata wake up.
hinata- Zzzzzzz
Hanabi - HELLOOOO GET UP
hinata- *looks up at her little sister* hmmm go put some cloths on you shameless brat -_- *goes back to sleep*
Hanabi- huh?? hmmm (thinking) she's still half asleep. hmm ok i'll just tell NARUTO and his team you can't make it to that mission today

hinata- *shoots up and looks at her clock* oh no i overslepted. *bolts for the bathroom and runs back* get some cloths on Hanabi what will everyone think? *bolts for the bathroom and gets ready*

after she gets ready she starts to make her way outside.

naruto: HEY HINATA WHERE ARE YA?

hinata- coming! * starts running and opens the door to greet them* ok i'm ready for th-- *turns beat red* EEK!! (w-w-what's going on they airn't wareing anything! i saw naruto naked!!!)

sakura- umm hey you ok your more reder than normal:-s

hinata- umm i-i-i. *quicklY turns her back*

naruto- (sees neji's team) HEY NEJI LEE TENTEN HOWS IT GOIN?!?!

neji- i'm fine. but must you always shout what you have to say?

naruto- haha!:mrgreen:
tenten-........
lee- ah we're alright. off to do some training


*neji notices hinata' strange behavoir*
*hinata looks at neji and quickly turns away and dircts her sys to the ground*

neji- hmmm hinata are you ok?

hnata- i'm fine..

neji- hmmmm........

naruto- * runs up to hinata and puts his hande on her fore head* she feels fine

hinata- *still looking DOWN* i-i-i na-na-nar *speech breaks down to gibberish* *passes out (THUD)*

neji.....
neji........*snickers*
neji......*bursts into laughter* (yes he LAUGHED)

*everyone looks that neji shocked and dumbfounded*

neji-*clams down* now i see whats happened. her eyes advanded to the next level.

sasuke- meaning?....

neji- well when that happens it makes Byakugan act a bit strange at first.

sakura- strange? how so?

neji- well sHE most likely saw everyone naked hance all the blushing.

everyone- WHAT?!?!

naruto- YOU GUYS CAN DO THAT?!?!?!

sakura- wow no wonder she was acting like that
inner sakura- *throwing punches in the air* CHA THAT MEANS SHE SAW MY SASUKE!!! *throws punches in the air faster* CHA JUST WAIT TIL I'M ALONE WITH HER I'LL RIP THOSE EYES OUT OF THERE SOCKETS CHA!!!!

that [censored] funny :falls down laughing
ok im good

ahahahah
Hinata can be so versatile

Hinata and Naruto.
They make a good bf and gf!