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(countiung my joke)

Sango: Shut up Miroku!!!!

Inuyasha: *comes* You're spying on Sango.. you call her Miroku? And she is letting you look at her?

Sango: Inuyasha, my and Miroku's brain switched.. I'm Sango in his body.

Inuyasha: Baka.

*Sango walks away*

Sango: I'm going to ask woman to bear my children now..

Miroku: *is not in hotspring yet and not nakie* NOT IN MY BODY YOU WON'T!!!

Inuyasha: Bakas.

hamstarz wrote:(countiung my joke)

Sango: Shut up Miroku!!!!

Inuyasha: *comes* You're spying on Sango.. you call her Miroku? And she is letting you look at her?

Sango: Inuyasha, my and Miroku's brain switched.. I'm Sango in his body.

Inuyasha: Baka.

*Sango walks away*

Sango: I'm going to ask woman to bear my children now..

Miroku: *is not in hotspring yet and not nakie* NOT IN MY BODY YOU WON'T!!!

Inuyasha: Bakas.

Kanna: *shows kagura the whole disscusion with her mirror thingy*

Kargura:

kagome and Inuyasha's brain are switched

Kagome(as inuyasha):INUYASHA! THIS IS SOMEHOW UR FAULT! ISNT IT? SIT! *doesnt work* crap!

Inuyasha(as kagome): time for some pay back for all those time u made ME sit! *kagome falls to the ground*

HAHAHA! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!

Kagome(as inuyasha): *goes flying thru the other side of the earth*

(countuing)

Inuyasha: Maybe I over did it....

*Kagome comes up*

Kagome: Ow...

Inuyasha: *snickers*

hamstarz wrote:(countuing)

Inuyasha: Maybe I over did it....

*Kagome comes up*

Kagome: Ow...

Inuyasha: *snickers*

they switch back

Inuyasha: OH [censored]! GREAT! NOW IM IN TROUBLE!

Kagome: No.. you're not.

*hears slapping nose*

Sango: I'M BACK IN MY BODY!! Now I can punish you for touching me by slapping you!! *countiues to slap*

continuing
Kanna: falls over laughing
Kagura: *Has killed herself*
Shippo: Idiots
Kirara: *eating popcorn*
Naraku: ku ku ku

Nanaki wrote:continuing
Kanna: falls over laughing
Kagura: *Has killed herself*
Shippo: Idiots
Kirara: *eating popcorn*
Naraku: ku ku ku

Jakotsu:I have something to tell u all!...IM GAY!

All: WE KNOW THAT ALREADY!

Jakotsu: oh...

Sango-Kouga,youre so hot!
Kouga-Forget about Kagome,I love Sango!
Miroku-Fine,you can have her.

Kagome-Inuyasha,you pervert!*slaps him across the face*
Inuyasha-It's my hand.....It's posessed!
Kagome-It's you that's posessed!SIT BOY!SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!

Rena_Shinto wrote:Sango-Kouga,youre so hot!
Kouga-Forget about Kagome,I love Sango!
Miroku-Fine,you can have her.

Kagome-Inuyasha,you pervert!*slaps him across the face*
Inuyasha-It's my hand.....It's posessed!
Kagome-It's you that's posessed!SIT BOY!SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!

i get it, mixed personaliiiitys

Ha HA HA

I know.It really is funny.

Sesshomaru-Kagome!I love you!
Kagome-Sesshomaru,Sit boy!*both Inuyasha and Sesshomaru do a faceplant*

Sango-Miroku,please let me bear your children!
Miroku-Be gone with you,you letcherous woman!

allright, i think i've done this one before but what the hell, why not....
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miroku: Sango...i'm sorry...i'm gay.
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Kagome: InuYasha...f%#@ you!
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Kana: :insert any word:
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InuYasha: Kagome...i really honestly don't love Kikyo, i'm in love with you! ::glassy eyes::
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Sesshoumaru: InuYasha...die ::starts laughing:: nah, man, i'm just f#&%ing with you!
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Shippo: ::to inuyasha:: can i call you dad?
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Sango: Miroku, let's go get wasted...
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InuYasha: i think i realize that Sesshoumaru really doesn't want to kill me...maybe he is my brother after all....
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Jaken: damnit, Sesshoumaru, i'm sick of babysitting your wench! can't you tell i do it just cause i'm in love with you? ::get's punt-kicked into the distance by an annoyed(and flustered) youkai::
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Miroku: InuYasha...you dumbass...kagome's in love with you, can't you get that through your thick skull?

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Kagome: inuYasha, i realize now that i've been overly mean to you with that kotodomo rosary around your neck...come here so i can take it off.....

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and best of all:

Kagome's mom: No, Kagome! you are staying home this time and finishing your schooling. i'm not letting my daughter galavant around the feudal era with some sexually frustrated half demon who can't make up his mind and is slowly destroying you or to also possibly have you die at the hands of an equally sexually frustrated half demon who seems to be able to appear whenever he wants. now go to your room and stay away from those seutra's i placed on your windows, InuYasha is not coming over today!

BakaYasha7583 wrote:allright, i think i've done this one before but what the hell, why not....
~*~**~*~*~*

miroku: Sango...i'm sorry...i'm gay.
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Kagome: InuYasha...f%#@ you!
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Kana: :insert any word:
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InuYasha: Kagome...i really honestly don't love Kikyo, i'm in love with you! ::glassy eyes::
~*~*~**~*~

Sesshoumaru: InuYasha...die ::starts laughing:: nah, man, i'm just f#&%ing with you!
~*~*~**~*~*

Shippo: ::to inuyasha:: can i call you dad?
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Sango: Miroku, let's go get wasted...
~*~*~**~*~**~

InuYasha: i think i realize that Sesshoumaru really doesn't want to kill me...maybe he is my brother after all....
~*~*~*~*~**~

Jaken: damnit, Sesshoumaru, i'm sick of babysitting your wench! can't you tell i do it just cause i'm in love with you? ::get's punt-kicked into the distance by an annoyed(and flustered) youkai::
~*~*~**~*~*~*~*

Miroku: InuYasha...you dumbass...kagome's in love with you, can't you get that through your thick skull?

~*~**~*~*~

Kagome: inuYasha, i realize now that i've been overly mean to you with that kotodomo rosary around your neck...come here so i can take it off.....

~*~**~*~*~*

and best of all:

Kagome's mom: No, Kagome! you are staying home this time and finishing your schooling. i'm not letting my daughter galavant around the feudal era with some sexually frustrated half demon who can't make up his mind and is slowly destroying you or to also possibly have you die at the hands of an equally sexually frustrated half demon who seems to be able to appear whenever he wants. now go to your room and stay away from those seutra's i placed on your windows, InuYasha is not coming over today!

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LMAO!

Shippo: Inuyasha are you in a mess?
Inuyasha: ??????
Shippo: Are you?
Inuyasha: why be in my business, you pity for a demon!
Shippo: Shut your mouth, half- demon...(good for nothing)
Inuyasha: I'll be beat the hell out of..
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: Kagome?
Kagome: what?
Inuyasha: Do you hate me or something?
Kagome: no, why?
Inuyasha: Because you always stick up to pint size over here!
Kagome: SIT! SIT! SIT!
Shippo: Inuyasha, I wonder if you are a double-crosser?
Inuyasha: What did you say?
Kagome: shippo, of course, he is...Inuyasha is the type that love to make out with a dead priestess!
Inuyasha: Kagome? I...never wanted to hurt you?
Kagome: Sure? I mean you wanted to have clay broken parts of children which will be a bunch of clay and bones mix with spiritual powers! LOL!
Inuyasha: Kikyo and I were supposed to make a promise.
Kagome: Yeah, put it that way you would in up inside her mind and have a relationship..."relationship"!
Inuyasha: (gulps) hey!