Absolute Anime

*takes Ichigo's cookie and eats it*

*Attacks Karin Rengu in order to get revenge for the cookie eating.*

*magically (yes L is magic) makes another cookie appear and gives it to ichigo...)

*punches Ichigo in the face to get the other cookie. . .eats it*

*Shoots himself in the head with an evoker in order to summon a persona and uses it the beat Karin Rengu into a bloody pulp.*

(No, it's not suicide, it's from a game. I have proof. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9jJ3z0vIUo)

hm. . .*thinks of something she can use as a counter attack* um. . .*summons Chief Toad to push the persona away* yea. . .I've got a huge ass toad on my side!

Did you even watch the video? I have a huge puppet thing that rips open and turns into a really freaky demented puppet monster on my side. That can beat a giant toad easily.

I watched most of it. And Chief Toad is HUGE. He's about 100 feet tall. Beat that! AND he smokes a pipe

(ill solve this) gets a shinigami and makes it kill Karin

HEY! Why are you his side? *goes back in time with the De Lorean, find a shinigami before ryuzaki and has it kill her, Ichigo, and Chief Toad* "nooo! not chief toad dammit!"

You can't go back in time to before she killed you because you're dead. Dead people can't use time machines.

Now, could I get a cookie?

*gives a third cookie with magical properties meaning only ichigo can eat it and gives it to ichigo*

Hey, I want a cookie too! XD

*gives a cookie to rin*

Yaai! Thanks!
*eats the cookie*

*destroys Ichigo's cookie before he can eat it*