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x3 I don't think I can make a part three for my last one, so I'm gunna have to come up with a new one.

Shippo: Kagome, how come you two have been spending so much time together?
Kaome: Who? Me and Inuyasha? What do you mean?
Shippo: Inuyasha's been going to your time a lot and then you two are always sitting together here in this Era.
Kagome: Uh, well, that's kinda hard to explain.... I'll tell you when you get older.
Shippo: Older? I'm older then you! I'm a demon, remember?
Inuyasha: Yeah, but you're still a whelp... besides, youre too young to know what having sex means.
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: What? He is...
Shippo: Sex? .... You have sex what?
Inuyasha: See, he don't know.
Shippo: No fair, I wanna know what it is!
Kagome: You and you're big mouth...
Inuyasha: Keh, he still doesn't know, so what's the problem?
Shippo: I want sex! Inuyasha, give me some!
Inuyasha:
Kagome: That's the problem, now he's gonna keep saying that until we tell him....

ok lol

X3 The best I could do at the time. Maybe this one will be better.

Inuyasha: Hm... Sesshomaru has shown his facein a while...
Miroku: And... is that bad, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Well, yes. No.. I mean, not really. But it's still been toon long. I bet he's up to something.
Shippo: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: What?
Kagome: Isn't that your older brother over there?
Sesshomaru: *Laughing, sitting with a girl under a tree*
Inuyasha: *walks over to him* What do you think you're doing?!
Sesshomaru: Hm? OH, hello litle brother.
Inuyasha: Ok, now I know you're up to something!
Sesshomaru: Who me? Oh couse not.
The others: He's smiling?!
Inuyasha: Enough game, what the hells going on? And who's that?
Sesshomaru: Oh, you mean Tashina? She my girlfriend.
Inuyasha:
Everybody else:

lol lol

Well I didn't make this up but it goes well with this topic so viola!-

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lol lol lol lol llol lol

Here's one: (hope its ok)

Sesshoumaru: Kagome, come and live with me! I have a huge mansion and all the ice-cream you could eat! *Tries to look handsome*
Kagome: Hey sure Ses dear! *Goes away with Sesshy*
Sango: Inuyasha, isn't Kagome mean't to be with YOU???
Inuyasha: Eh? Whaa? No, I love you now Sango.
Miroku: Hey! What about me?
Sango: *Stares at Miroku* You're just the ghost of that guy who died two days ago right? I prefer Inu dear with his fluffy ears *scratches ears*

Inuyasha: Give it to me, Miroku.
Miroku:
Inuyasha: Come on, Miroku. Blow me, you know you want to.
Miroku: Sure why not? Kagome is right behind you, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: I know she promised me a bowl of ramen, if I told you *takes out a scroll and points to the writing* all this crap right here.
Miroku: In other words, you have no idea what you just said?
Inuyasha: No, Kagome wouldn't tell me.
Miroku: *looks over to Kagome*
Kagome: I told him you could explain it better, please for me and my 17th birthday. ^^
Miroku: Well, alright, but only for you, Kagome. *puts arm around Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: What the hell...
Miroku: Well, Inuyasha, this is how it goes...
Sango: *comes out of the bushes* So how does this 'camera' thing work again?
Kagome: It's simple, just follow the list of instructions.
Sango: Why don't you do it then?
Kagome: I'll be too busy watching...

Isn't there another part??? anyway....XXXXXPPPPPP

Hehe... You want me to put up the second part? There won't be much comprehensible dialogue in it, y'know?

::Inuyasha cuts of Sesshoumaru's arm. Sesshoumaru turns back into human form::

Sesshoumaru: What the hell man....
Inuyasha: My B
Sesshoumaru: WHAT?
Inuyasha: My bad dude.
Sesshoumaru: NO. NOT ::does the little finger thing to signify sarcastic quotations:: "Your bad". DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO REATTACH AN ARM? AND THEN I WILL NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO HIDE THE SCAR WHEN IM SHIRTLESS. GODS........... DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FANGIRLS DRAW PICTURES OF ME SHIRTLESS!!!
Kagome: Yeh... but dont most of those pics involve Inuyasha shirtless too?
Inuyasha:...............................WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Sesshoumaru: ::sighs:: Is it my fault if i am so beautiful that women think i can only be approached by a man?
Inuyasha:...............................WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Sesshoumaru: ::sighs again:: I need some time alone to think of how to fix this problem. Now where'd my arm go.....
Inuyasha: I think it was destroyed in the blast.
Sesshoumaru:.........................WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Inuyasha: Sorry....?
Sesshoumaru: I give ::begins crying::
Kagome: ::grabs Inuyasha's arm:: Time to exit....lets go. ::they leave::
Sesshoumaru: ::continues crying loudly:: GREAT NOW IM ALONE!!!

LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! That was sooooooooo funny ^^^^^^^^

Rin, Sesshoumaru and Jakken in the forest.

Sesshoumaru: Rin....I love you but... ::steps towards her::
Rin: ::points a big accusing anime finger at him:: PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: What?....i.... no.....im just......
Jaken: Master Sesshoumrau....how could you?
Sesshoumaru: ::backs up, sepping onto Jaken:: Oh im so sorry Jaken...forgive me?
Jaken: Ok master....
Rin: ::points a big accusing anime finger at him:: HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE WHOSE INTO MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaken & Sesshoumaru: ::blink blink::
Sesshoumaru: Well...you got one part right.....right Miroku?
Miroku: ::steps out, wrapping his arms around Sesshoumaru:: Right hun.
Jaken: ::blink blink::
Rin: EWWWWW GUY LOVE!!!!! IM TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!!!!!!::runs away, bumping into Shippo::
Shippo: Hey baby...
Rin: EWWWWW PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-end scene-

wow

Well....i doubt they'd say it lol

Gee....*shocked* Great ideas everyone...*still shocked*