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nah I'm fine, forgot to turn the stove on and went to check why the cookies weren't cooking and got stuck in the stove... and have you ever heard the story hansel and grettle? they were put in a stove or well, they were going to be but they put the witch in instead

ya i know the story of hansel and gretal but i guess that could be true but to get stuck you would have to be like super fat and it's most likely your not super fat

haha, well if you concider between 160 and 180lbs super fat then I'm super fat

no thats not fat!!

no it's not and i don't bend over backward to get other people cookies

pfff, I never said you did, I asked if you made cookies, but I guess this all goes back to how you say your cookies suck dosn't it?

why are you in the mood for cookies? i only give them to good little boys

I'm in the mood for cookies because... I dunno, its likely because I don't have any *note to self: by cookies because no one will give me any*

why because you are not good

according to you I'm not

i'm sorry *pushes a plate of cookies forward*

Woot! And don't be sorry *starts to eat a cookie* wait, these arn't poisoned or anything like that are they?

would i do that to you too late to find out now

I s'pose it wouldn't be the first time I've been poisoned *shoves cookie in mouth* want one?

no i'm full

well, thats no fun