Absolute Anime

I got some here:
From http://www.narutofever.com

Kankuro: "You're an interesting guy, I like you."
Naruto: "You're not interesting, I don't like you."
Kankuro: *thinking* This brat...I'm going to kill him.

Gai: "Youth is sweet and sour and sometimes strict Kakashi"
Kakashi: "Did you say something"
Gai: "Oh my god!!! That was pretty good rival Kakashi. That reaction is somewhat 'modern' and it pisses me off."

Gai: "Lee!!"
Lee: "Sensei!!"
Gai: "Lee!!"
Lee: "Sensei!!" (hugs and sunset and beautiful waves)

Quotes from Jiraiya :
- "Shut up you flat-chested [censored] Tsunade!"
- " Die! Just Die! You have no talent at all!!"

Quotes from Naruto :
- "My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I'm not going to lose to any of you!"

Quotes from Sasuke :
- "There are tons of things I dislike and I don't really like anything."

Quotes from Haku :
- "By the way, I'm a boy." (**star quote)
- "To have a precious someone to protect will you become truly strong."

Quotes from Kakashi :
- "Hmm how shall I say this... My first impression is... I don't like you guys."
- "I have no desire to tell you guys about my likes and dislikes"

Quotes from Sakura :
- "You're too unique for my tastes!"
- "Sasuke-kun!!"
- "I can fight too!" (yea right)

Quotes from Gai :
- "Kakashi! Why do you always pursue such revolutionary attitudes!"
- "Dynamic entry!!!" -kicks Jiraiya-

Quotes from Chouji :
- "Akamaru sure looks tasty now"

Quotes from Shikamaru :
- "How troublesome"
- "Why am I always the only one who has to fight girls?"

Quotes from Hinata :
- "Was I able to change myself a little...?"
- "Naruto-kun..."

Quotes from Gaara :
- "I love only myself and fight only for myself."

freaking awesome quotes.

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i'm getting all my shippuuden back sometime over the weekend.. so I'll post the Shippuuden quotes laterz.

Heres a freaking great one: (three layers of spoiler protection, because, beleive me, you wanna hear this for yourself before you spoil it!!

Yeah, for as gay as gai-sensei is, he's got a lotta great things to say, that we really could all earn from, if we took them to heart. I'm halfway contemplating changing my training style, to that of Gai-sensei..

Ok I hope I don't get in trouble for the language on this but I thought these were funny.
Sai to Sakura: "I like ugly bitches like you."
Sai to Naruto: "Do you even have a dick?"

He said all of these w/ that fake smile of his.

Let's see.. my favorite Gaara quote.. Got one. When he was talking to Sasuke.

"You have eyes that know true solitude… Eyes that know loneliness is this world’s worst kind of pain. I told you… You have the same eyes as me. Eyes that seek power and are filled with hate and murderous intent, the same as mine. You have eyes that are itching to kill the one… who put you in the hell known as solitude" —Gaara

There was one that Chiyo said to Naruto.....oh what was it....

"Be a Hokage like none before you."

Temari to Naruto: "You have the ability to change people."

"Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously."-Kakashi

"A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced."-Kakashi

"Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life."-Kakashi

Uchiha Obito

"Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth."

VaughnJohnson2000 wrote: Let's see.. my favorite Gaara quote.. Got one. When he was talking to Sasuke.

"You have eyes that know true solitude… Eyes that know loneliness is this world’s worst kind of pain. I told you… You have the same eyes as me. Eyes that seek power and are filled with hate and murderous intent, the same as mine. You have eyes that are itching to kill the one… who put you in the hell known as solitude" —Gaara

holy crap, thats awesome.

Renegade Chaos Angel wrote:There was one that Chiyo said to Naruto.....oh what was it....

"Be a Hokage like none before you."

Temari to Naruto: "You have the ability to change people."

"Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously."-Kakashi

"A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced."-Kakashi

"Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life."-Kakashi

Uchiha Obito

"Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth."

looove the second and last one.

XD

Gai: Lee take them off

Lee: But sensei I can only do that as a last resort when the lives of very important people are in danger

Gai: Yes, but this is an exception

*Lee removes weights and drops them
*All very shocked

Kakashi: Gai you're too much..

haha. i remember that! XD