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I have information from several reliable sources that claim that am rather dense. Due to this, I am unable to tell what a person is feeling, and I am not very buyoant. It also sometimes makes me look like an insensitve jerk, of which I am not.

In other news, soylent green is actually people!!!!

Meh, I can tell you're a little dense but that's alright. It seems I am too because I've failed to notice several times people were flirting with me. I would get all weird and leave. Then bam 16 years without a boyfriend.

Anyways, wtf is soylent green??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green

Anyway, I'm sure you're wrong that that L is just being a kind person.

And also, Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father!!!

That's not news!

Which part isn't news?

That Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's vater.

Oh, that's super news.

Maybe in 1988 it was.