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*notices all the female students gaze adoringly at him*

looks like I'll have some competition.........

(now as a another girl student)
*walks up to Ember and hands out some cookies*
I just happen to have some cookies with me and I ate just about enough......so I'd like you to have it cuz well...you're such a handsome teacher...
Don't worry they're homemade and made with lots and lots of love

Thanks, but I'm going out with someone I cant exept these, thanks anyway

Lizzie:(other student)*drops cookies on Ember's toes and breaks them*WHAT!?!?!?!!? *ignores that Ember's dancing in pain*

Kai:*also ignoring* Good thing he refused to eat them! If his toes are in that much pain, what would they have done to his tummy?

Lizzie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!?!?! ITS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!! YOU COULDN'T HAVE FOUND SOMEONE ALREADY!!!!

Kai: *gets up from chair* That "someone" happens to be me! You got a problem with that?

lizzie:
Kai:

both take defensive stances. Lizzie jumps on top of Kai and tries to grab hold of her neck. Kai flips her over and she crashes into Ember. Lizzie gets back up and brings her fist forward. Kai grabs her fist and punches her.
Kai: What a wuss.....*goes over to Ember* you okay?

Lizzie creeps behind and is about to knock her out with an evil textbook. Kai backfists her and knocks her unconscious.

Ember: *Holds Head* Oww, *Faints*

oh boy..... *turns around to see whole class backed into a corner*

poor people.....*concentrates and turns air particles into fog then quickly picks up ember and sneaks out the window*

*jumps from tree to tree about 50 ft away*
*looks back* should be far enough.....
*sits down and cradles Ember into lap, caresses his head and gazes at his still sleeping form*

*Wakes up* Hmm? What? Where am I? and Why do I feel cute and Adorable? Oh becuase I AM! ^_^ So hey there kai, whats up? what happend?

oh..... I didn't feel like staying in school with that.... girl around.....
so I grabbed you and snuck us both out.

But you know that, we will eventualy have to go back, I could lose my job. But I guess I can call in a sub

forgot about that......oh well, you can go back but for tomorow....... you'll be my prisoner......

*Backs away slowly* riiight, so uh, see ya tomorrow,

*looks at him running away* that scared him off....
*transforms back to a 3ft demon dwarf*
What do creatures see in the tall things anyway? ....................

...........

(I said I was gonna be the dwarf)

Well, there's goes my Saturday date. What else is there to do? *sees dog run past her* DOGGIE!!! *runs after doggie*

*Dog suddenly stops. Kai stops as well. Dog suddenly morphs into demon wolf and runs away*

pretty doggie!! Wait for me!!! Wait I'm allergic to demon dogs......

*walks back* what now?

Hmm I will just go talk to that Lizzie Girl.

whatever. Just watch out for those cookies

Hmm, Hey LIz how are you, Wanna go out sometime?