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{Rasengan!}Uzumaki Naruto wrote: He's gay, he has a thing for male animals.

Kiba is the one that screws Akamaru, not Sasuke

XD Yes, it was a accident. Anyway, there are way to many SasukexSakura fan girls... XD Forget SasukexSakura. SakuraxItachi forever~!

I'd rather see sauke with naruto.

XD Ahhh... Yaoi. XD

Eeewww!

{Rasengan!}Uzumaki Naruto wrote:Sasuke + Sakura = Gay baby
:/ Gawd, pairing her up with SasGay is out of the friggen question. ._. He's gay, he has a thing for male animals. Sakura is obviously better off with Naruto, in my opinion. Face it, Naruto isn't emo, unlike Sasuke. Naruto SPEAKS TO SAKURA, Sasuke's all like "....Whatever".

I bet he dates animals and bisexual aliens in the backstage.

We never know.

>_>

Anyways, Sakura and Sasuke DO NOT make a good couple, for it would be the end of the world.

Thank you narry for setting up the equation for me. Now today class, we will explore this with one simple word: Math. Alright lets begin shall we?

sasuke+sakura= G.A.Y. baby.

alright, first lets take the variable sasuke and make it G. so, G+sakura= G.A.Y baby.

Now everybodt believes that sasuke is gay or bisexual. Well considering, sasuke doesen't talk to girls, thinks there annoying, and obviosly ignores them. Also, (accident or not) he frenched kissed naruto without immediately pulling away. Now this there is a very high probability that Sasuke is gay, but we are not sure so he is G.

next, Sakura. She will be considered A. now the word "exceptionally" starts with an "E", but if sakura spelled it, she would spell it "Axceptionally", making her Axceptionally retarded. Well, now your thinking "HEY! SAKURA ISNT RETARDED! THATS UNCALLED FOR!" Well if she would open her freaking eyes and stop going after the G she wouldn't be so damn retarded. so Sakura is A.

Now, i think your wondering "Well golly gosh, who is y?" and the answer is: OROCHIMARU! why, you ask? Because if sasuke was to ever have a baby-making night with Sakura, he would only be doing it if Orochimaru told him that he would have more power. Plus, if Naruto was based in modern times, Orochimaru would probably be video taping them. Plus, since sasuke likes guys, and sakura likes guys, it would be the same thing as having two dads, so Orochimaru is Y.

So we have G+A+Y=Baby

now i didnt say it was a GAY baby, I said it was a G A Y baby. But the baby would turn out gay because G A Y= Going After Yaoi(or however you spell it), in wich only gay guys do, so Sasuke+Sakura= GAY baby. Class dismissed.

Oh yeah you tell them A.O.H. !!

They were meant together!!^^

((laughs)) That was funny. xD And insulting to SasukexSakura fans... xD Well, I like the SxS pairs, but I like ItachixSakura better... And other pairs. xD

ItachixSakura is cute. but then again, so is ItachixSasuke. <3
i dunno. i hate SasukexSakura.

naruto got hit by Shikamaru Naira he even amided to it

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