Absolute Anime

No, we should push her off a cliff!

.. Into bajillions of sharks! Yes, yes.. and then.. *Rambles on and on about a plan, involving the Yaoi Tree, some lip balm, and some smoothies.*

Zeo:

I don't think I could take another season. The first season ruled, but then...ugh...

It did.

It was like, the only season with The Majestics.

I liked Viforce best.
G-revolution wasn't as gd 'coz the bladebreakers weren't a team anymore.

G-REV HAD MING-MING. *Spazzoutdestroy.*

Woah there.
Haha, V-Force had my Zeo in it.

Gotta' love Zeo. And his hair.

So minty and delicious...

I wonder how it tastes.. Hmm.. *Looks at Zeo.*

.. Hmm.

Now, now Zeo. There's no need to look so scared. Just a little bit off the end... there's a good boy.

*Treasures hers.* Oh my gosh, it's Zeo's hair! .. *Licks it.* AHAHA, MINTY FRESH.

So... good... *lick*

I think it may be turning my teeth mint coloured though.

Oh well. They'll be just like Zeo's hair. Filled with minty goodness!

Zeo: *Trying to lick his minty-fresh hair.*

Zeo, you should be like... the Willy Wonka of Beyblade. -Nod.- You and your minty hair. Everyone would want to try some.

In fact, I think I can see a queue forming as we speak.

ROLL UP! ROLL UP! Try some of Zeo's fabulous minty hair... like candyfloss but better!

ooh ooh!
how much, how much?
I have *rumages thru pockets* £10($18.60)!
Is that enough?
I wanna try some

You can have some for free, silly!

Zeo: NO. *Cowers into a fetal position and rocks.*

.. Aww, Zeo. Just a litt-- OW, DON'T STAB ME WITH THE SCISSORS.

Zeo! What have we told you about violence, eh? Now apologise to Ame-chan like a nice little mint green robot...