lets see...
Kagome: Inuyasha, Sota loves you, I mean *sighs* he's in love with you. my brother is different so YOU WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME RIGHT? SOTA IS A BOY AND I'M A GIRL! of course, I'm just telling you this, you don't love Sota in romantic way, right! well duh!
Inuyasha: no, you crybaby, I love Sango,

geez, what an imbecile.
Sango: I love Inuyasha, Kagome, please flick off!
Miroku: Do you love me Sango?
Sango: No you perv., I love Inu, duh!
Kagome: *cries in corner* Inuyasha! I'm leaving you! sit sit sit sit sit sit sit! *walks off*
Sango: Grrrrr...

Kagome, don't hurt my man! *helps Inu up*
Inuyasha: where are you going Kagome, we need you in this journey!
Sango: she'll come back, she's a crybaby and a weakling, she's a bubble head, she'll definately come back, she's a hopeless no-brainer!
Inuyasha: *laughs* you're right!
Sango: *laughs* well, it's the truth!
*Kagome is in forest*
Kagome: I'm gonna get high and do it with Sesshy, then Inuyasha will get jealous and love me back!
*Sesshy is also in forest and hears her*
Sesshomaru: Stupid girl! hey Jaken, do you love me in a romantic way, because I always thought you are you know, a homo.
Jaken: am I? geez...uh no! I love Rin!
Sesshomaru: why! that's it! *kills Jaken*
Rin: Oh no my love Jaken! then who's going to marry me secretly behind fluffy's back?
Sesshy: aaaahhhhhhh! I love you Rin! *grabs Rin and kisses her on lips*
Kagome:

this is mess up, oh well, *jumps on Sesshy*
Sesshy: AAHHH I don't love you!
Kagome: you will
Sesshy: oh yeah baby, oh yeah!
Kagome: here comes the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man...