Absolute Anime

lol...yeo..thats what I have on the top of my head..oh heres one

*Ed walks into a room*
Al: Hey
Ed: Why is there toast and bacon all over the living room?
Al: I was trying to see how hard I can throw it.....so I can kill somebody
Ed: .....
Al: *throws toast at Ed on accident*
Ed: AHHH!!!! MY EYE!!!!!!
A day later
Ed: *has an eyepacth on his eye*
Al: *giggle*

lol lol lol

lol....hmmmm....lets see. I don't have any funnies to post right now...maybe I will come up with something later

ok cool

I think i have some,
Winry:"Ed, whats wrong?"
Ed:"I BROKE MY AUTOMAIL AGAIN!!!"
Winry: "Its o.k. I'm sure it was an accident was an accident."
Ed: "No I was transmuting it into a back scratcher."
***
Al: "It's hot today huh, brother?"
***
Izumi-sensei: "Ed! You have so many scars! Why are you so violent?"
***
i dunno thats all i had =( not my best

it good i have one
Ed:yay the beach
Al:brother...
Ed:last one in the ocean has to help mustang
Mustang.......
Al:i can't
Ed:why?
Al:iam made of metal i will rust
Ed:.......oh
how is this one?

it was ok...here I got one it is kind of worng though

Sesshomaru: *going through Winry's purse*
Winry: *walks in the room and says* "What the hell are you doing in my bag?
Sesshomaru: *looks up...then continues going through her purse*
Winry: *walks over next to Sesshomaru*
Sesshomaru: *pulls a condem out of her purse and says* What is this?
Winry: Something...I got for my 16th bd
Sesshomaru: *starts sniffing it and says* Do you use this for THAT?
Winry: *nods*
Sesshomaru: And you do THAT with it?
Winry: *nods*
Sesshomaru: *gets an evil look on his face then jumps on top of Winry*

lol...how was that one??? i know..It is weird

ok..a little odd

lol...I kinda just wrote down whatever... bad Sesshomaru

yea bad sesshomaru

lol...ok I got a REALLY funny one

Ed: I want to get a tan *goes to a tanning shower*
Guy at the tanning shower: Ok...listen, there is two shower heads but one of them is broken..so after you get tanned on the front turn around"
Ed: yeah yeah yeah ok....*goes into shower and looks at the two shower head* Ok I remember the guy said don't turn around since there are two shower heads *gets sprayed on front...the again in the front
Ed: What the Hell?
Guy at the shower: I TOLD YOU
Ed: you suck I am leaving *goes to a diferent tanning shower*
Girl at the shower: Ok...there's tw-
Ed: yeah I KNOW U HAVE TO TO ONE OF THESE BEFORE! *goes into shower there are two (that work)..gets sprayed on front...THEN TURNS AROUND and gets sprayed on he front again* [censored]!!!
Ed: damn it...I am not going to these anymore *goes home and locks the door (now Ed is REALLY dark in front and normal color in back)
Roy: *knocks on door*
Ed: go away..I don't want anyone seeing me like this!
Roy: don't worry, I know what happened...same thing happenned to me
Ed: REALLY? *goes and opens door*
Roy: *takes picture of Ed* HAHA...now I got your pic! (of course Roy really DIDN'T have he same probelem)

lol..how was that?

lol lol so so so funny

bahahhah good one
ok..

ARMSTRONG-"Dont let these muscles fool u boys, im actually gay!"
ED-"Alche-what?!.....alchohol?....sweeeett!"
RAFE-"Daddy!"

ED-"Hey Al guess what!"
AL-"What brother?"
ED-"I signed up for the basketball team !"
AL-*sighs*

lol lol lol

lol...thats funny...I don't have any good ones right now T_T

I got one

-Open scene to a kindergarden class for tall children that don't fit in-
The teacher: Class today we will be getting a new student He should be here today!
-scene cuts to Ed-
Ed: hey Al this map is weird did mustang give us the right directions to that alchemy convention.
Al: I don't know brother.
-Ed walks down the hall to the kindergarden class-
Ed: Room 155 this should be it
-Ed opens the door-
Clas: Yay New student!! Wee!!! He is one of us yay! Wow but he is short! Hahahahaha!!
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEEK SMALLER THAN A BABY ANT YOU CANT SEE WITH OUT A MICROSCOPE
Al: Umm... I think Mustang DID give you the wrong directions
-Ed walks out in a huff-


Any good?