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theres a mexican,a chinese,and a american on a boat.
the captain says were goin 2 slow you'll need 2 throw some thing off. the chinese guy throws off his chop sticks and says i have plenty off these in my country.the mexican throws off this tortias and says i have plenty of these in my country.the american throws off the mexican and says i have plenty of these in my country. hahahahahahahahahah.

theres a mexican and a black guy in a car,who's driving? the cop. hahahahahahahahah...o god im goin 2 hell.

"nock nock"
who's there?
"little boy blue"
little boy blue who?
little boy blew michael jakson!
hahahahahahahaha...hahah...ha...thats sick.

Uhm..this is kinda racial. Im not sure whether to lock it but I'm going to move it to adult sections.


[Moved,Fo izzle-Mai ]

lol. yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested

Red wrote:lol. yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested

I dont get it.

I clicked on this thread expecting a joke! All I really got was Halo...sucky game too.

Damm jokes offensive but great well 2 of them the other one is just y do it y think of it.

Aw. sorry loves. I didn't know if anyone would take offence to it. If you guys really feel so against it then PM me and we'll chat a bit and I'll see if it can get locked.

that could work. good idea.

i had a really goood joke but i forgot it damn
but these are sum funny ones in here

what do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?
avalanche!

what do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill?
mud slide!

what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
jail break!
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what do you call a bunch of white guys pushing a car up a hill?
white power

what do you call a bunch of black guys pushing a car up a hill?
black power

what do you call a bunch of mexicans pushing a car up a hill?
grand theft auto
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i learned these from my hispanic buddies, so it's cool

yo mama so stupid, she spent 20 min lookin at the bottle of orange juice, just because it said "concentrate"!

oh! what now!?

Yo mamas so fat, when she walks down the street in her raincoat people run after her yelling "TAXI"!

HALO?! YOU HAVENT BEEN ON IN [censored] FOREVER!!!

halo wrote:theres a mexican,a chinese,and a american on a boat.
the captain says were goin 2 slow you'll need 2 throw some thing off. the chinese guy throws off his chop sticks and says i have plenty off these in my country.the mexican throws off this tortias and says i have plenty of these in my country.the american throws off the mexican and says i have plenty of these in my country. hahahahahahahahahah.

I have a similar joke to this one. I just heared about it with one of my friends okay...don't call me a Plagiarist.


There's 4 guys on a plane that their contry have been detroyed. One Asian, one Mexican, one African and one American. They can't find no land out of no where so they have to kill themselves (I know it's weird). The asian person say "I'm going to kill myself for my people". He goes and throw himself. The Mexican say, "I'm going to kill myself for my people" He goes and throw himself. The African person say, "I'm going to throw myself for my people", he gets the American and throw him out, but then the plane has no gas and the African dies with the pilot.
No Shame, no game.
I know it's harsh, but this is Adutl Discussions.