Absolute Anime

(This isn't the real way they died,i'm just taking my point of view ^_^)


(Episode where they find all the Reis)

Shinji: WHAT!? THEY'RE REIS!!?
Ritsuko: Yes they are!! Now I can't take life anymore!!!
Misato: Shove it up your a** >_>
(Shinji and Misato walk away,leaving Ritsuko all alone)
Ritsuko: Yes!!! They are Reis and....Shinji...Misato?
(They left already)
Ritsuko: ....?...
(Ritsuko walks out like nothing happend)

Commander Ikari: Ritsuko?...
(Ritsuko goes on a gangster rampage and pulls out a pistol)
Commander Ikari:
(Ritsuko shoots a bird that got in the building)
Ritsuko: Damn birds...They never quit
(Asuka comes up out of nowhere)
Asuka: I'm in depression,don't talk to me!
Ritsuko: Wad up,sista!?
Asuka: ...?...
Ritsuko: You down with da kats and not da dawgs!?
Asuka:
(All of a sudden Shinji comes in with a gun and runs around with it)
Shinji: I got a guunn..I got a guuun!!!
(He shoots everyone)

^^^That's a bunch of bull isn't it?...^_^

Ok... yeah I guess it is.

Alright,i'm making this a thread...You people make up your stupid ending ^_^...

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>_>...Why do you people have to be so serious about everything?

well i would but i dont have the time

Shinji is really happy, and everyone takes a heart attack because of it.