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everyone that hates tea so much... enter! be a member of this... i will update who will be the members...

also, you can post here ways on how to rid and torture tea!!!

(to all tea fans... peace out!)

member #1: rizz_chan

come on in!

We already have one. http://www.absoluteanime.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9520

I say we steal all of Yugi's cards and then...

Death By Paper Cuts!!!

Symos wrote:We already have one. http://www.absoluteanime.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9520

he is correct

BUm bum bummm!!! /

who cares if he have one already?
I mean we can't have enough 'I hate Téa clubs'
let me join, I know a great way to get rid of her for once and for all:d
*starts evil laughter*

XIII wrote:I say we steal all of Yugi's cards and then...

Death By Paper Cuts!!!

In YGO GX there is an episode in which Yugi's cards are stolen......

I wanna join too!!! ^^ Tea is so annnoying!!! ><"

We hate Tea! We hate Tea! Friggin non stop friendship speeches...

hrr... yeah! i hate her! it's like i wanna kill her whenever she's near yami yugi! ahhh! i will drown her in a swimming pool!

rizz_chan wrote:hrr... yeah! i hate her! it's like i wanna kill her whenever she's near yami yugi! ahhh! i will drown her in a swimming pool!

I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU!!! i really hate it when people pair tea and yami together it is so WRONG :sick: what i really want to know is tea's whole point of actually being in the show! all she ever talks about is FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!

~Cyber_Alchemist

yeah! yeah!i really don't think yami and tea will be a pair... it's not right! as you've said, IT'S SO WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!

she's very annoying, i can't help but close my ears whenever she's talking! about friendship... what do you think of not having her in the show?

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HEY GUYS! i want you to read this... my friends made this one

Hotaru:Gyah!Make her stop!!!

Tea:Because of the power of friendship...blah,blah,blah...

Seto:Can anyone shut her up?

Yami:Why don't we ask her?

Cha:*shooks head*It will only make it worse...

Joey:Let's kill her!

Seto:For once I agree with you...

Yugi:No!She's our friend!Besides she can't be that annoying!

Tea:YUGI!After I finish my friendship speech I'm gonna marry you and we'll have 10 kids!Though we won't have enough money,we have the power of friendship to help us!Then our kids will all be defenders of friendship!Isn't that great? *leaves and still in friendship speech mode*

Yugi: What do you want me to do?

Cha:*smirks*That's better...

~*~

Yugi:(points at seto) Seto! Tea said she wants to marry you!

Seto: (points at himself) me? no way! id rather marry joey than her!

Joey,Hotaru,Cha,Yugi: :shock:OMG! *drooled...dropped dead..*

Joey: What? You want to marry me?

Seto: *turns pale..very pale....no..veryvery pale!* Aaarrrrghhh! This is all your fault tea gardner

Tea: *still having her "power of friendship" speech*

Seto: I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!

Hotaru: no seto stop! (seems like stopping seto but the truth is provoking him more )

Tea: Oooohh! Did i hear seto said he wants to marry me?? Oh! Goodie goodie..but im sorry, i have to refuse your offer, i made yugi a promise that i will marry him after my speech and have 10 kids ..and...blahblahblah power of friendship

Cha: (Turns around...stops...and shrieks...) ZORRRRRKKKK!!!

ZORK: I HAVE COME TO MARRY THAT ONE!!!

Hotaru,Cha,Yugi,Seto:*Looked at the one being pointed* CHORUS: Tea????!!!! Sure! Take her with you! Please! We beg you!!! MARRY HER!!!

ZORK: NOT THAT SILLY-LOOKING-POWER-OF-FRIENDSHIP-FREAKO... BEHIND HER!

Hotaru,Cha,Yugi,Seto: JOEY????

JOEY: WHY ME???????

Hotaru: I never knew Zork was gay...

Yami:O.oYeah,me neither...

Hotaru:This calls for drastic measures!

Joey,Yami,Yugi,Seto: Huh?!

Hotaru:*has a love potion*Hey Zork!This will bring good luck if you drink it!

Zork:*drinks it*I feel funny...

Hotaru:Everybody hide!

Zork:*sees Tea* *Falls in love with her*

Yami:So the first person Zork see,he'll love?

Cha:Seems so...

Zork:*grabs Tea*I will marry you!*Leaves*

Tea:*still in friendship speech mode*Huh?What?NOOO!!!

Yugi:That was awkward...

Seto:*shrugs*least he's not gay anymore...

Joey:Yeah...

Yami:What kind of story is this anyway?!

Hotaru: It's a messed up story!!!

~*~
WEDDING OF ZORK AND TEA:

JOEY: I can't believe im sitting beside you seto...

SETO: What's the problem wheeler?

JOEY: I cant get over from the fact you'd want me to marry you instead of tea...

Crowd: * Looks at seto with disbelief* whispers * (I cant believe that Seto would want to marry Joey Wheeler?!!! Is that true?)

SETO:(to the crowd) Its not what you think... Ill get you for this wheeler!

Yugi: Stop it guys... its our friends wedding, and i pity her for marrying zork!

Cha: Hey yugi! Did you forget what tea said, that she wanted to marry you and have ten kids??? And i guess i pity zork for marrying her than vice versa...

Yugi: *brings out firecrackers and confetti* HOORAY HOORAY for the newly weds!!!!

Hotaru: Yugi... the wedding's not finished yet... save it for later....

Joey: What's the theme of the wedding again????

Seto: Beauty and the beast... that's their theme...

Cha: Oh...I guess the beauty is pertaining to zork...and the beast for tea...right???!

Hotaru: Couldn't agree with you better....

Joey: Suits them right....

Hotaru: How did zork manage to get her to marry him?

Joey: I heard zork promised her to give her the power of friendship....

Seto: poor zork... i pity him....

End of Story

And Zork never had a happily-ever-after-ending
(phew… if you’re the one to marry Tea, will you have a happy ending???)

Feed her to this guy:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b117/ ... PWcard.jpg

that storry was just awsome:d