Absolute Anime

for example:

kabuto: kakashi theres something something i have to tell u im pregnant


sasuke: im sorry sakura but i love chouji we just werent meant to be

Sasuke: Wow Itachi that Akatsuki cloak makes you look really fat.
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Gaara (to Kankuro):C'mere kitty kitty kitty!!
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Kakashi:Why do I have gray hair anyway?I'm not that old....*sniffle*
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Sakura: OMG Iruka I love YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!
Iruka: W.....T....F?!
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And so ends it ^_^

Orochimaru: it's a children's playground....WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Sakura (to sasuke): I want your ass.

shikamaru while drinking a Monster: "Come on guys! lets get this mission done, i have chores to do. hey, when i'm done with all that, wanna go running with me and lee?"


sakura: "i'm gonna get you, get your drunk, love drunk off my lady lumps."

sasuke: i want to be just like itachi

sasuke: i wish i could have killed my clan

sakura: i hate sasuke

ino: i love chouji

Kakashi: Master Gai has even better skills than I!

Orochimaru: The truth is.....Sasuke is my Pimp!!

Sakura: Hey Naruto, wanna go out Saturday night?

Hinata: Naruto, you clueless dolt! Haven't you gotten it through that thick skull of yours that I like you! God!! It makes me wonder why I spent the best years of my life pining for you while I could have been letting Neji fcck me. But no. Now it's too damn late!

haha naruko ya ass is funny gurl

Naruko15 wrote:Hinata: Naruto, you clueless dolt! Haven't you gotten it through that thick skull of yours that I like you! God!! It makes me wonder why I spent the best years of my life pining for you while I could have been letting Neji fcck me. But no. Now it's too damn late!

Hahahaha

Sasuke:Sakura,will you go out with me?

Naruto:I like your eyebrows Lee

Jiraiya: Let's not go to the hot springs

Tsunade:I won't drink Sakeh anymore

Garra- I love you WORLD!

Shikamaru - Maybe girls aren't weird afterall

chouji - you can have the last piece
- sorry,i'm on a diet

Naruto= I hate raman

Antubis wrote:Naruto= I hate raman

lol

I would LOVE to see this:

Naruko15 wrote:Hinata: Naruto, you clueless dolt! Haven't you gotten it through that thick skull of yours that I like you! God!! It makes me wonder why I spent the best years of my life pining for you while I could have been letting Neji fcck me. But no. Now it's too damn late!

I wonder what naruto would say...

... I didn't think it would be so popular.

Shizune: Lady Tsunade! Want some more sake? Or how bout going gambling!

Spike wrote:

Naruko15 wrote:Hinata: Naruto, you clueless dolt! Haven't you gotten it through that thick skull of yours that I like you! God!! It makes me wonder why I spent the best years of my life pining for you while I could have been letting Neji fcck me. But no. Now it's too damn late!

Hahahaha

:/ incest much, what are they first cousins? but that was pretty funny ^_^


Chouji: i think i need to go to fat camp
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orochimaru: me and michael jackson should have a pedifile fight
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Kabuto: these are my magic ninja Farting cards
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Jiraiya: in all these years i've been attracted to orochimaru more then these women
Naruto: so...how about your research?
J: oh... i like women but i like men more... now come here naruto
N: :sick: