Fang's dumb ass Fan-fic Sex Ed part one
Posted: Nov 26, 2007 4:31pm
to spark off the holiday season I am giving the gift of stupid fan fic that might make you laugh or want to kill me 
this in no relates to any story line its for pure enjoyment because I will slaughter the story line in this fan fic enjoy
in this fan fic brings us back to a time when all of naruto nin are back in the academy around 6 or 7
Time 10:30 p.m.
Sakura: mommy daddy
opens the door to parents room
Sakura: I can't sleep so caAAAAHHHHHHHHH DADDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MOMMY!!!!!!!
Sakura's mom: Oo hello dear ummmm well ahhh
Sakura's dad: I think we should talk
Sakura's mom: you see honey this is a part of growing up I sure that your sex ed. teacher told you some thing about this.
Sakura: what??
Sakura's dad: they don't teach sexed. At the academy I WILL SEE ABOUT THIS!!
picks up phone
Sakura's dad: HELLO HELLO
Iruka: YAWN hello
Sakura's dad: what this about not teaching sex ed. at the academy
Iruka: well we are a bit busy teaching them not to die so
Sakura's dad: STARTTEACHING THEM TOMARROW
Iruka: your kid walked in on ya right
Sakura's dad: yup
Iruka:fine I was going to show them what to do if a creepy Michel Jackson look alike tries to give you a death hicky owell its not important I mean when is that going to happen right
Sakura's dad: goodnight
hangs up
Sakura's dad: well sweetie tomorrow you begin sex ed.
Sakura:o.o -.- o.o OK
the next day the class comes in
Iruka: OK class due to the wining of some of your parents I am going out of the regularly scedulaed leasion to teach sex ed. after this is done I hope to mentally scar most of you so you never reproduce right naruto
Naruto: what I wasn’t paying attention
Iruka: OK so lets start any Questions yes Lee
Lee: what is sex
Iruka: Sex Is…welll you see….how do you explain sexton 6 and7 year olds….sex is a way to make a boy or girl you like fell very special
Lee: how?
Iruka: well you see its starts with the special place of the boy or girl in the ummmm.
Kiba: balls
Every one: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Iruka: yes thank you Kiba
Kiba: O.o
Hinata: thinks) if I do this sex thing to naruto maybe he will like me(reaches downto naruto’s you know)
Naruto: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto runs out of the class screaming
Iruka: Ok well I think that’s enough for today you canal go home now….God I need a drink
thank you all for reading there will be more and maybe even a special guest appearance by every ones favorite homicidal psycho Young Garra
this in no relates to any story line its for pure enjoyment because I will slaughter the story line in this fan fic enjoy
in this fan fic brings us back to a time when all of naruto nin are back in the academy around 6 or 7
Time 10:30 p.m.
Sakura: mommy daddy
opens the door to parents room
Sakura: I can't sleep so caAAAAHHHHHHHHH DADDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MOMMY!!!!!!!
Sakura's mom: Oo hello dear ummmm well ahhh
Sakura's dad: I think we should talk
Sakura's mom: you see honey this is a part of growing up I sure that your sex ed. teacher told you some thing about this.
Sakura: what??
Sakura's dad: they don't teach sexed. At the academy I WILL SEE ABOUT THIS!!
picks up phone
Sakura's dad: HELLO HELLO
Iruka: YAWN hello
Sakura's dad: what this about not teaching sex ed. at the academy
Iruka: well we are a bit busy teaching them not to die so
Sakura's dad: STARTTEACHING THEM TOMARROW
Iruka: your kid walked in on ya right
Sakura's dad: yup
Iruka:fine I was going to show them what to do if a creepy Michel Jackson look alike tries to give you a death hicky owell its not important I mean when is that going to happen right
Sakura's dad: goodnight
hangs up
Sakura's dad: well sweetie tomorrow you begin sex ed.
Sakura:o.o -.- o.o OK
the next day the class comes in
Iruka: OK class due to the wining of some of your parents I am going out of the regularly scedulaed leasion to teach sex ed. after this is done I hope to mentally scar most of you so you never reproduce right naruto
Naruto: what I wasn’t paying attention
Iruka: OK so lets start any Questions yes Lee
Lee: what is sex
Iruka: Sex Is…welll you see….how do you explain sexton 6 and7 year olds….sex is a way to make a boy or girl you like fell very special
Lee: how?
Iruka: well you see its starts with the special place of the boy or girl in the ummmm.
Kiba: balls
Every one: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Iruka: yes thank you Kiba
Kiba: O.o
Hinata: thinks) if I do this sex thing to naruto maybe he will like me(reaches downto naruto’s you know)
Naruto: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto runs out of the class screaming
Iruka: Ok well I think that’s enough for today you canal go home now….God I need a drink
thank you all for reading there will be more and maybe even a special guest appearance by every ones favorite homicidal psycho Young Garra
That was AWESOME!