One for The Aussies
Posted: Jan 07, 2008 12:21am
The Origin of The Bogan
One day, God, king of the universe was watching the world. Seeing the British invade Australia, God is displeased with the hostility the British are displaying towards the native Aboriginals.
To punish the British invaders, God enlists the help of His former right hand-man, Satan, Prince of Darkness to create a new type of human to terrorize the British. God promises Satan that, when these new humans die, Satan can claim their immortal souls.
But due to budget cuts, Satan can only afford to create two new humans. Satan names these new humans ‘Bogan’ after the Latin expression ‘Bogus Extremist’ meaning uncouth.
Satan sends the first of the two bogans to Earth, a male named Dwayne. After several years of burnouts, arson, and muggings, God tells Satan to send the second bogan down to Earth, a female named Sharon. After a few more years, Dwayne and Sharon have passed away, but left their taint in the world in a new generation of bogan scum.
But since nobody wants to mate with these filthy creatures, they have no choice but to mate with each other in order to keep the bloodline alive, but at the same time, causing the future generations to grow even more deformed.
God, seeing these creatures disobeying the orders set aside in the Holy Bible, creates an armoured fortress to contain the ever-growing population of scum. He calls this place ‘Northgate’( Tassie Joke)
And that good people is the origin of the bogan.
Wrote this in Religion class several years ago. Got Adavnced A for it so i was laughing.
One day, God, king of the universe was watching the world. Seeing the British invade Australia, God is displeased with the hostility the British are displaying towards the native Aboriginals.
To punish the British invaders, God enlists the help of His former right hand-man, Satan, Prince of Darkness to create a new type of human to terrorize the British. God promises Satan that, when these new humans die, Satan can claim their immortal souls.
But due to budget cuts, Satan can only afford to create two new humans. Satan names these new humans ‘Bogan’ after the Latin expression ‘Bogus Extremist’ meaning uncouth.
Satan sends the first of the two bogans to Earth, a male named Dwayne. After several years of burnouts, arson, and muggings, God tells Satan to send the second bogan down to Earth, a female named Sharon. After a few more years, Dwayne and Sharon have passed away, but left their taint in the world in a new generation of bogan scum.
But since nobody wants to mate with these filthy creatures, they have no choice but to mate with each other in order to keep the bloodline alive, but at the same time, causing the future generations to grow even more deformed.
God, seeing these creatures disobeying the orders set aside in the Holy Bible, creates an armoured fortress to contain the ever-growing population of scum. He calls this place ‘Northgate’( Tassie Joke)
And that good people is the origin of the bogan.
Wrote this in Religion class several years ago. Got Adavnced A for it so i was laughing.
