Absolute Anime

you know it well.
you stick it in,
the walls so moist,
the sweat beads down you back in anticipation
you know you should stop but it feel to good
you go in deeper till it starts to bleed
you pull it out you know you shouldn't [-(
but you lick it all up anyways.

Your friends watch in horror and disgust. You cry a little inside cause you know you will never live it down. You thought no one was watching, as you turned your back... but they all did, they saw the whole thing. There mouths opened wide. Some though it cute but its a sin [-X no one will ever forget your performance. Will they keep quite? what am i saying of course they'll sing What have i done. I'll never do it again but what will i do next time i have a cold

I believe we have all given into the urges to pick our nose, sometime in from of others. This scenario i made up could of happened to any one of us so we must come together and come up with new way to treat this illness. WHO IS WITH ME!!!

HEAR HEAR!!!

Hey cheetahfear, you were in prison for a few months, right?

Is it true what they say about dropping the soap?

Sounds like someone is planning a trip, eh Gyro?

Baby Duck wrote:Sounds like someone is planning a trip, eh Gyro?

oh my.

For the most part no. I went to a pretty good jail as well as you can buy almost anything like food. better cell or privet time. I did most of this because i had the money and if your going for the gay sex go to a night club your more likely to get raped there then in jail.

Baby Duck wrote:Sounds like someone is planning a trip, eh Gyro?

Actually, a buddy of mine just got his 3rd DUI and is gonna be in prison for a while this time. He's scared shitless right now, so I'm thinking I'll tell him it's true (lulz).

Priceless.

cheetahfear wrote: if your going for the gay sex go to a night club your more likely to get raped there then in jail.

for us its the golf course.

Gyro Zeppeli wrote:

Baby Duck wrote:Sounds like someone is planning a trip, eh Gyro?

Actually, a buddy of mine just got his 3rd DUI and is gonna be in prison for a while this time. He's scared shitless right now, so I'm thinking I'll tell him it's true (lulz).

Haha. Tell us his reaction(s) XD

♥DIVA♥ wrote:

cheetahfear wrote: if your going for the gay sex go to a night club your more likely to get raped there then in jail.

for us its the golf course.

im not joking, but if you go to the high school i just graduated from, the chior, more that 3/4ths of the guys are gay. so dont join the chior.

big effing deal.
why not join, not secure in your masculinity that you wont be seduced? XD

i love how straight men think gay guys want EVERY SINGEL GUY EVER, even when they are assssss ugly. (not saying you are, im just stateing a fact.)

>.>, I've had a bad expereince with gay people. Don't get me wrong I think gay people are awesome, but outta the 20 gay people I've met, 2 have tried to seduce me.

Baby Duck wrote:>.>, I've had a bad expereince with gay people. Don't get me wrong I think gay people are awesome, but outta the 20 gay people I've met, 2 have tried to seduce me.

Stop being so damn sexy then.

To gay people?