Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Dec 31, 2008 7:36pm
Same as the title says. Normal conversations that sound dirty. But are actually innocent.
I never go first. So someone else do the honors.
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Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
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Same as the title says. Normal conversations that sound dirty. But are actually innocent.
I never go first. So someone else do the honors.
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 01, 2009 1:18am
[censored] me sideways.
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 01, 2009 1:46am
Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
The judge gave her the stiffest one he could
The judge gave her the stiffest one he could
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 01, 2009 11:11am
I am very talented; I can do a lot of things with my hands.
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 01, 2009 9:01pm
Are you sure it goes there? Will it even fit in there?
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 01, 2009 9:28pm
Father Goose:
Catherine: Oh Chesare would’ve never done to my leg what you did!
Walter: Probably couldn’t reach it.
Catherine: Oh Chesare would’ve never done to my leg what you did!
Walter: Probably couldn’t reach it.
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 02, 2009 9:49pm
"You just slip it in."
I don't think I'll ever hear the end of that one =|
I don't think I'll ever hear the end of that one =|
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 02, 2009 10:02pm
My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 04, 2009 6:14pm
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 04, 2009 8:37pm
*dies laughing* Oh God..."Take the fish, lie it down, and use the WonderBoner!"
"My wife would love the WonderBoner!"
"Where did you get the WonderBoner?
Funny you should ask."
This is the worst commercial ever...
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 04, 2009 8:47pm
lol, haha read the title. 
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 05, 2009 4:10am
shuttlecock
Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!
Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 05, 2009 7:25pm
lmao... I used to play with shuttlecocks a lot when I was little. (badminton)
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 06, 2009 4:19am
Young man, get that out of there!
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 07, 2009 3:14pm
"I'm not putting that big fat thing in my little hole"
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 07, 2009 6:37pm
"when can i expect you up?"
"baseball is all wrong, man with 4 ballls cannot walk"
"man with athletic finger make broad jump"
*the last one i read outloud to my parents because i didnt think it was dirty LMAO*
*i was grounded from the computer for 2 weeks xp*
"baseball is all wrong, man with 4 ballls cannot walk"
"man with athletic finger make broad jump"
*the last one i read outloud to my parents because i didnt think it was dirty LMAO*
*i was grounded from the computer for 2 weeks xp*