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there's a certain *"plant" in my laundry I wish to "dispose" of without my step-mother/father realising it was me.

So, what's the best way to put this thing out of its misery that doesn't involve cutting it off at the stem?
Giving it to one of you is not an option sadly. =)

*(I have nothing against weed smokers, and I have a good reason to kill this plant- trust me)

A Frenchman, an Englishman & an Irishman walk into a bar.

Bemused, the bartender looks at all of them, and then says "What is this supposed to be? Some kind of joke?"

Perhaps a weed killer is the easiest way to go.

But I advise against it.

1. Your step parents will most likely find out and get real [censored] mad at you.
2. If you use some sh*t like bleach or detergent as poison the plant will absorb, and assuming they still smoke it the smoke from the burning bleach will be very toxic. You will probably make some kind of crazy hydro-like pot that should never have been made and there's a chance the plant survives anyway

If you don't like your step parents smoking just let them know of your concern. Let the choice be theirs. If you kill this plan they will just get a new one, buy a new bag of pot, or whatever I don't see how you are going to achieve anything other than p*ss them off.

You will probably just get yourself in trouble. Don't kill plants

The best idea, is to pull it out of whatever its in, and burn the roots. Make sure you have good ventalation if you burn them inside, and make sure you dont burn the leaves

Then take it to a trash bag, and throw it in a neighbors trash can.

Bong party.

Put it in your brothers room....