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My sister is convinced there are only two break up lines, "it's not you, it's me" and "I think we should see other people"

There have to be more than those two out there. Care to share some?

Lucy is a fat biatch, that looks funny and does stoopid drawings

Ignore them.... Or just start doing their sister making sure you get caught.

Brian May wrote:Lucy is a fat biatch, that looks funny and does stoopid drawings :)

Honey do we have to do this here? I thought we had something special. :'(

"Just Friends." is my latest one. Which I mean on the receiving end of.

Nothing can take the sting out of it. Nothing. No matter what you say or how you say it, it will always hurt. Being honest is the most reasonable way.

Leave no room for ambiguity. So the other person dosent spend weeks or monthg asking themselves the same questions.

I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

Yami Haga-Ryuzaki wrote:

Brian May wrote:Lucy is a fat biatch, that looks funny and does stoopid drawings

Honey do we have to do this here? I thought we had something special. :'(

Brian May does not have the need for women. He has The Red Special

Stop spamming Brian. kthnxbai.


The only one I've personally used is "You're just not the one, and i don't think you could ever be. I'd rather not lead you on."

Honestly, I figured it better to stop the relationship as soon as i realized I couldn't ever love her. I thought it best to let her know then, rather than wait four to five years..

it's ironic I make this thread randomly and get dumped two days later...

Yami Haga-Ryuzaki wrote:My sister is convinced there are only two break up lines, "it's not you, it's me" and "I think we should see other people"

There have to be more than those two out there. Care to share some?

" This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I'm single."

" I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you. "

" We just grew apart I don't need you anymore. "

"I'd rather date your sister."

Yami Haga-Ryuzaki wrote:it's ironic I make this thread randomly and get dumped two days later...

I would never use one like this but apparently 'Welcome to dumpville...population, you' is a break up line. It's pretty crap!

"You're too good for me."

"You're beginning to creep me out."

"I think I like girls instead."

Homer Simpson wrote:I've heard 'em all. "I like you as a friend", "I think we should see other people", "I no speak English", "I'm married to the sea" "I don't want to kill you, but I will-"

don't feel too bad for me being dumped. he cheated on me, I'll move on eventually. :)

Yami Haga-Ryuzaki wrote:

Homer Simpson wrote:I've heard 'em all. "I like you as a friend", "I think we should see other people", "I no speak English", "I'm married to the sea" "I don't want to kill you, but I will-"

don't feel too bad for me being dumped. he cheated on me, I'll move on eventually.

Whoa, he dumped you? That's bullshit! Did you punch him in the face? Because he's obviously a dickbag that never, ever deserved you. D<

I can make small text. Super cool huh? :b

Jade_Steel_Hawk wrote:"You're too good for me."

"You're beginning to creep me out."

"I think I like girls instead."

wtf? girls instead? xD
That musta been one YOU used

SASSZAIN wrote:I can make small text. Super cool huh? :b

Jade_Steel_Hawk wrote:"You're too good for me."

"You're beginning to creep me out."

"I think I like girls instead."

wtf? girls instead? xD
That musta been one YOU used

Never said I did.