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Show off your sexual prowess.
Posted: Jan 11, 2010 4:39pm
by Baby Duck
This thread is to showcase and gloat about your sexual prowess, do not be afraid to go into gorey details where needed. Please be tasteful. I will start off.
I don't wanna brag but today I had a good day. I jerked it like a whole three times!
Top that assholes!
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Posted: Jan 12, 2010 2:37pm
by Dretlin
Baby Duck wrote: Please be tasteful.
Wit?
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Posted: Jan 18, 2010 2:39pm
by Baby Duck
Very good! Now try to guess what this is:
+:D.Ř.Ę.Ŧ.Ļ.Ĭ .N:+ wrote:Baby Duck wrote: Very good! now try to guess what this is:
Sarcasm?
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Posted: Mar 17, 2010 8:59am
by Mai
why is everyone's moral compass directed down their pants?
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Posted: Mar 17, 2010 11:04am
by Baby Duck
I wasn't aware it was a compass. I thought it was a fixed arrow pointed towards my genitals.
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Posted: Mar 17, 2010 3:03pm
by Dretlin
Ha
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Posted: Mar 17, 2010 3:40pm
by Mai
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Posted: Mar 17, 2010 4:36pm
by Baby Duck
=D
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Posted: Mar 18, 2010 2:59am
by Hardcore
Another face game?
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Posted: Mar 18, 2010 9:17am
by Baby Duck
Point is, there is a limit to government spending and why it's useless unless they know (and you know) where it goes.
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Posted: Mar 18, 2010 12:23pm
by Hardcore
?
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Posted: Mar 18, 2010 7:27pm
by Mai
haha
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Posted: Mar 18, 2010 8:27pm
by Pyro Psycho
Baby Duck wrote:I wasn't aware it was a compass. I thought it was a fixed arrow pointed towards my genitals.
Castration?
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Posted: May 17, 2010 11:41am
by ShaiGirl
I lied to my mom and told her I was hanging out with some friends, taking in a movie and eating dinner when really I was seeing this older gentleman for 7.25 hours of insane BDSM (BD, DS, and SM ) fun.
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Posted: May 17, 2010 11:43am
by ShaiGirl
Baby Duck wrote:
I don't wanna brag but today I had a good day. I jerked it like a whole three times!
Top that assholes!
My high score is 23 times in a day.
HA
Re: Show off your sexual prowess.
Posted: May 18, 2010 10:46am
by Tailtiu
ShaiGirl wrote:I lied to my mom and told her I was hanging out with some friends, taking in a movie and eating dinner when really I was seeing this older gentleman for 7.25 hours of insane BDSM (BD, DS, and SM ) fun.
That sounds like fun. My boyfriend won't try tying me up, but he did blindfold me. =D
