Absolute Anime

Hiei: Wait! I broke a nail!

Kurama: Hey! No fair! you cheated! Im telling!

Yukina: Its Beetles... I like the Beetles...

Yusuke: Can saving the world wait... I want to watch Survivor...

Kuwabara: All right Eikichi... Im just practicing my voodoo... hold still now...

Genkai: Oh... this soap is too sad... boo hoo... *starts sobing wildly in a tissue*

Toya: Oh, Yukina... would you like to bare my children so they could continue in my place when I am no longer?

Kurama: Oh, Keiko, I see you came to see me tonight... Alone as promised...

Rinku: Yay! A beer!

Chu: Now, My name is Chu, and I am proud to join Alcoholics Anonamous...

Sakyo: I have a blood stain on my suit... Toguro... clean it off

Suzuka: You shall not call me the Beautiful Suzuka... You shall call me the ugly, moronic, stupid, brain dead Suzuka...

Keiko: What? Bodyguards? Yes these four boys are my bodyguards... Now Yusuke, mind getting me a drink?

Toguro: *bumps into someone on the way to limbo* Get out of my way! I dont care if your Goku, or whatever! I have a tight schedule!

Shizuru: What? Oh my make up is running? Oh no! This is a catastrophy! What am I to do!

Yukina: Kurama! Y r u my brother? Your so sweet!

Yusuke: ummm..... hey where can i find the right school uniform?

Kayko: Hm? Oh Hiei! U should wear this outfit! It brings out your eyes!

Kurama: Ummmmm well i run around the street in a pink frilly dress sometimes and through roses around.

Hiei: I'm gonna go to the mall ..... wanna come?

Kuwabara: I love dogs! Doggy! yay! Sorry Eikichi. but u gotta go.

Shizuru: U know what... i think im gonna quit smoking....... how about some fruit!

Hiei:Yukina im youre brother.
Kurama:O no a zit is on my face.
Yukina:Im going to kill someone
Yusuke:I hate you Keiko
Kuwabara:im never going to bother Hiei again.
Genkai:Im going to a retiering home.
Sakyo:i quit the blackmarket busness
Suzuka:Toguro is the best.
Keiko:im going to quit school and become a delinquent
Toguro:I want to be a model.
Shizuru:I like to be a girly girl.

Lol... I cnt think of any >_< OH OH OH!

Hiei: Let's abandon this battle. These opponents are too difficult!

yusuke: Your cool Genki
Kuawabara: Hiei, Im sorry for being annoying
Hiei: Lets not kill them their humans
Kurama: O no I lost my Hair Dye

Hiei: we should have a sleepover party and we can paint our nails!!!
Kawabara: i have a hight IQ.
Hiei: i love puppies and every thing cute!!!
Yusuke: Does this uniform make me look fat???
Genkai: *starts to sing* Oh i wish i was an oscar mieyer winner...
Kurama: Let's egg people's houses for fun!
Hiei: i have a secret... i like to dance ballet... and wear the pink tootoos....
Togoro: i broke a nail... quick call 911 this is an emergency!!!

ROFL!!!!!

henshu yasha wrote:Hiei: we should have a sleepover party and we can paint our nails!!!
Kawabara: i have a hight IQ.
Hiei: i love puppies and every thing cute!!!
Yusuke: Does this uniform make me look fat???
Genkai: *starts to sing* Oh i wish i was an oscar mieyer winner...
Kurama: Let's egg people's houses for fun!
Hiei: i have a secret... i like to dance ballet... and wear the pink tootoos....
Togoro: i broke a nail... quick call 911 this is an emergency!!!

I see youve found this, Yasha... what do you think?

I like it!! it's fun. Good one demon among angels!

4evaAnime wrote:ROFL!!!!!

What does that mean?

This is all to funny.


Yusuke: E=mc sq.
Kawabara: Go away, Yukina I never want to see your face again!
Kurama: Hey! Let's go start a street fight!
Hiei: Man, I'm so sorry, here let me help you.
Genkai: Anyone want some fresh baked cookies?
Togoro: I don't have time to go to the gym, I need to get to the library.
Yukina: Alright its time to rumble!!!
Keiko: What does 2+2 equal?
Shizuru: Which dress do you think matches my eyes?

henshu yasha wrote:

4evaAnime wrote:ROFL!!!!!

What does that mean?

Roll on floor laughing!!!!!!

Jin: I love you, You love me...

Karasu: What do you mean I cant try out to star as Dracula... I have the looks strait!

Hiei: Hey Kurama! should I wear pink or yellow?

Rinku: Whaaaa! somebody, Yusuke's picking on me.

Toguro: Sakyo! Please dont let me fight Yusuke! hes too scary and strong! I dont wanna die!

Genkai: Oh! girl guides! I want to buy all your cookies! wanna hear the stories of my four grandsons?

Yusuke: Roses are red, violets are blue...

Kurama: Im sorry... to tell you the truth... Im gay... (I dont believe this... its just to see the reaction... )

Yukina: If you want to hurt Hiei... then you have to go through me...

Kuwabara: now... im gonna rule the world! and noones gonna stop me now! Mwhahahhahahhahaha!

Yoko: Ehm...Yusuke can you help me to get...*blushes* someone to help me loose my virginiti...?

Karasu: Hm...I think I will paint my hear pink for my Kuwabara-kun

Hiei: Guy's how do you like my new pink ribon doesn't it look sweet in my hair?

Kuwabara: I think I will confense to Hiei

Yusuke: Ototo and I got married

Jin: I wan't to study law

ShiShi Wakamaru: Do I look fat in this dress?

Genkai: I think I should lift my face

Ani: I'm wisiting a psichiatris so I can manage my mind problems

Botan: I wan't to be queen of the world!!

Koenma: Here George, have a bonus.

Yusuke: Koenma you are the boss. Tell me what to do.

Hiei: Kuwabara, I have to tell you something, I... um... I've had a crush on you for a long time.

Hiei: I am so, like, not ready to, like, go to the mall, like, I've only had, like, three hours to, like, do my make-up and accessorize, like.

Kuwabara: Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Meet my friend mister cleaver!

Jin: My accent is fake.

Botan: Yusuke, I love you!!!

Toguro: Ewww! I hate muscles.

Yusuke: I like doing homework.

Hiei: Hey Kurama, lets watch Power Rangers.