My take on Yu-Gi-Oh!
Posted: Apr 15, 2005 1:52pm
This has been bugging me for a really long time..why in the show does everyone settle everything by dueling? I mean seriously, why does everyone challenge somone to a duel everytime they want something that they can't get?
Example:
Some guy: "Watch it, are you stupid?"
Other guy: "What did you call me!?!? You wanna duel?"
They use the word duel as though it is going to be a tense fight. Seriously, if somone pissed me off and wanted to get into some crap...I'd take him with fists, not with prissy cards. What the hell is it with that? They pose so much when putting the card down..its ridiculous......its like: Slam the card on to the board as hard as possible to look cool and dramatic. It makes me go: "Can I really look that cool slamming a card down? Would anyone? Is it possible? "
Yugi Screams: "I play Dark Magician......In Attack Mode!!"
My response would be: No duh jackass, you didn't have to scream it..i'm not deaf. Secondly...you didn't need to yell that you were putting him in attack mode because I can see it (card and the monster). Unless the guy was trying to break my eardrum by yelling at me, I really don't see why somone would waste their breath screaming their card's name. God, why doesn't he just get into cheerleading?
Then there is that whole crap about: you challenged my honor...now we must duel...and everyone around becomes as dead silent. I want to laugh. I'll duel you to retain my dignity....wtf is that...if I was ever caught trying to duel somone to settle something, I would kill myself. The embarassment is second to none. I would stab myself with my card? Someway or the other the card will go through me.
Trash talking in Yu-Gi-Oh! is horrible. All the duelists might as well say: "Since I'm too weak to do anything...I'm going to let my little card from my pocket do all the attacking for me." Why don't you just hurl the card and hope that it gives your enemy a papercut....god..lame.
If I ever entered the yu-gi-oh world I'd kick some major ass and bully people. I'd pick on stupid little kids who think that they can settle everything by dueling. If they ever dueled me and won....and had the nerve to ask me for my best card...I'd just beat them up and take theirs. "Listen you stupid kids..if you want to settle things learn how to fight...prissy dueling skills and card collection doesn't work..."
Moral: Don't meet a guy who plays cards and can fight. Or, Make sure that he is a nerd before dueling. Stop trying to steal souls and try to run them over with a car or whatever you have. God....the series would end that much faster.
Hikaru No Go at least doesn't try to make a plot where the kid saves the world by playing Go. What a ridiculous plot...it takes itself so seriously too....I'm going to save the world by collecting cards, mommy!! Yeah? Well i'll save the world by ripping your head off. I win.
Example:
Some guy: "Watch it, are you stupid?"
Other guy: "What did you call me!?!? You wanna duel?"
They use the word duel as though it is going to be a tense fight. Seriously, if somone pissed me off and wanted to get into some crap...I'd take him with fists, not with prissy cards. What the hell is it with that? They pose so much when putting the card down..its ridiculous......its like: Slam the card on to the board as hard as possible to look cool and dramatic. It makes me go: "Can I really look that cool slamming a card down? Would anyone? Is it possible? "
Yugi Screams: "I play Dark Magician......In Attack Mode!!"
My response would be: No duh jackass, you didn't have to scream it..i'm not deaf. Secondly...you didn't need to yell that you were putting him in attack mode because I can see it (card and the monster). Unless the guy was trying to break my eardrum by yelling at me, I really don't see why somone would waste their breath screaming their card's name. God, why doesn't he just get into cheerleading?
Then there is that whole crap about: you challenged my honor...now we must duel...and everyone around becomes as dead silent. I want to laugh. I'll duel you to retain my dignity....wtf is that...if I was ever caught trying to duel somone to settle something, I would kill myself. The embarassment is second to none. I would stab myself with my card? Someway or the other the card will go through me.
Trash talking in Yu-Gi-Oh! is horrible. All the duelists might as well say: "Since I'm too weak to do anything...I'm going to let my little card from my pocket do all the attacking for me." Why don't you just hurl the card and hope that it gives your enemy a papercut....god..lame.
If I ever entered the yu-gi-oh world I'd kick some major ass and bully people. I'd pick on stupid little kids who think that they can settle everything by dueling. If they ever dueled me and won....and had the nerve to ask me for my best card...I'd just beat them up and take theirs. "Listen you stupid kids..if you want to settle things learn how to fight...prissy dueling skills and card collection doesn't work..."
Moral: Don't meet a guy who plays cards and can fight. Or, Make sure that he is a nerd before dueling. Stop trying to steal souls and try to run them over with a car or whatever you have. God....the series would end that much faster.
Hikaru No Go at least doesn't try to make a plot where the kid saves the world by playing Go. What a ridiculous plot...it takes itself so seriously too....I'm going to save the world by collecting cards, mommy!! Yeah? Well i'll save the world by ripping your head off. I win.
