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ok this is Things Rurouni Kenshin characters would never say so type in some you think a Rurouni kenshin character would never say

like this
Kenshin in his first fight with Soujiro - *his sakabatou breaks in half* You... You... YOU KILLED MISTER FUZZUMS!!!!!!! *breaks down sobbing*

or this
Kenshin picks up a rock - You look like a rock. You smell like a rock. You feel like a rock. YOU MUST BE A TREE!!!

or
Kenshin - Where's my hair dye? *Kaoru walks past with orange hair* WHERE IS IT?!?

or
Kenshin drunk- OMPA come on Kaoru say it OMPA

hiko to yahiko:
"i am your father, yahiko"

shishio to kenshin:
"i so envy ur shiny red hair"

During their first meeting...

*kaoru saw kenshin walking down the street.

kaoru: (thinking) it's him... but.. i never taught...
HITOKIRI BATTOUSAI IS A GIRL!!! (Aloud)
Kenshin: Oro!!! @_@x

(when Aoushi and Kenshin first fought and Aosuhi gets choke from Kenshin's counter)

Aoushi: *breathing rapidly*
Kenshin: i didnt counter that hard
Aoushi: i know i just have asthma
Kenshin:
Aoushi: SHUT UP

Kaoru: I'm so sorry, Megumi! I'm sorry for the terrible things I've said about you.
Megumi: *pats her head* It's all right, Kaoru-chan. We all know you're just jealous of my supreme good looks and the fact that Ken-san likes me best.
Kaoru: YOU DIE NOW!!!

(Come to think of it, I bet Kaoru will say the last part.)

ya Kaoru would say that

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Good one, OniRuroKen!

Kenshin: I hate you Yahiko. I hope you will die.
Sanosuke: Kenshin?
Kenshin: WHAT, LOWLIFE!!!??
Sanosuke: I love you. Yes, I am gay. Will you marry me?
Kenshin: Of course, Sano! *sticks tongue at Yahiko*

(NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?? My Kenshin is certainly not gay!)

Kenshin-*hold Megumi's hands* Would you bear my children?

Me-Yeah I stole from Inuyahsa! HA HA HA
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Shop keeper- The blue pill will make you smarter
and the red one will make you insanly powerful
but you have one!
Kenshin-mmmmm....

Me-Yeah you know where I got that from!
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(I very boerd to do this one) Kenshin- mmm... Kaoru... grools

*showdown between Kenshin and Sanoska like the old West style*

Kenshin: Lets do this
Sanoska: Yea for once to see who is the best
Kenshin: *getting his hand ready*
Sanoska: *cracking his knickles*
Kenshin& Sanoska: READY, SET, GO!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: Paper!!
Sanoska: Rock!!
Kenshin: I Win again!!
Sanoska: *feeling down pointing his 2 fingers together* I was so closed to win

Kenshin: What will I do today.....oh yeah what i do evryday......SEX!!!!!!!!!

*falling down from a bridge into water*

Sanoska: HELLPPP!!!! i can't swim HELLP!!*starts drowining*
Yahiko: dude Sano just stand up
Sanoska: oh yea i knew that
Yahiko: hahaha Sano u can't swim
Sanoska: SHUT UP!!!!

*When Kenshin first meet Yahiko*

Yahiko: Hey mister, that's a really cool sword- is it real?
Kenshin: Yes, that it is.
Yahiko: Can it cut?
Kenshin: That it can.
Yahiko: Can you use it?
Kenshin: Yes, that I can.
Yahiko: So you wouldn't mind me looking at it?
Kenshin: That I wouldn't... *unsheaths sword*
Yahiko: Ha ha, sucker! *runs of with sword*
Kenshin: *smiles & presses a botton on his sleeve*
*loud explosion*
Yahiko: *is covered in black smoke & coughs* What the- it's fake!? *hold up handle made of cardboard*
Kenshin

((Yes, I know- it's very long.^^; ))

Yahiko: Sanoska how does a women gets pregeant?
Sanoska: Well u see Yahiko a girl gets pregant when a guy falls in love with a women and when i can't do it ask Kenshin
Yahiko: Hey Kenshin how does a women get pregant?
Kenshin: Well u see *Koaru interferr*
Koaru: Yahiko quit talking about nasty things
Yahiko: hehehhehehhehe

*it's 4 in the morning & Koaru was out- very late & just came back*

Yahiko: Hey Koaru!
Koaru: *quickly jumps in bed & tries to sound tired* What?!
Yahiko: Where were you for the past 7 hours?
Koaru: Go back to bed!
Yahiko: ...*leaves then enters again after 5 hours* But I really want to know!
Koaru: *pulls the sheets down quickly* Go to bed, Yahiko!!
Yahiko: Hmpmh.... Fine! *leaves again then comes back in after an hour* Koaru, I'm dying to know!
Koaru: *is in bed with Kenshin.... having sex!!* XD