Anime Profile: Rei Rei: Missionary of Love

Kaguya is a being that lives someplace in between the Earth and the Moon, though since her place doesn't really look like a space station, I'd have to guess that it is in some alternate dimension that can't be seen by us on Earth (otherwise, I think somebody would have mentioned it!). Oh, and I doubt that it could just be an invisible place because I'm sure scientists would discover it just by the affect it's mass has on its surroundings.... Well, guess it doesn't really matter since this is a hentai title after all, and quite a soft-core one at that, at least compared to all the ones out today. It doesn't get nearly as graphic, but it's still enough to push it beyond just the "Ecchi" genre.

Okay, so as I understand it, the sorrow that people feel from Earth is driving the moon further away, and the only way to bring it back is for Kaguya to go to Earth and combat this sorrow. This anime basically follows her on two of these missions to Earth, one per episode. For her first mission, she finds pathetic loser Tanaka trying to make the love of his life, Ikuko, happy on her birthday, though she harshly shuts him down and leaves him standing the flowers he bought thrown on the floor. So as poor Tanaka is feeling totally pathetic, we find that Ikuko is actually intimately involved with a female doctor named Manami! I totally didn't see that one coming.

I also didn't see what was coming next... Manami is tired of Ikuko, and devises a plan to kill her! And that's not all, as she herself is also intimately involved with another individual, Dr. Okabe, a male doctor! Well, Kaguya takes poor pathetic Tanaka and shows him all this that is going on, and gives him the opportunity to prove his love to Ikuko, and to get revenge on the devious Manami... which ends up with Tanaka being turned into a girl! He then seduces Manami's boyfriends (*shiver*), and makes sure that Manami catches the two of them together in an intimate embrace... except when she does, Kaguya changes Tanaka back to a guy, sending Manami into complete shock and disbelief! Talk about hilarious!

The second story is also about a pathetic boy, Satoshi, but this time his girlfriend, Mika, is fed up with him because he always takes her on dates instead of having sex with her. She feels he's just never going gave enough confidence to take that step, and so she kicks him to the curb. Once Satoshi stumbles into Kaguya little fortune-teller tent and she is able recognize his problem, she attempts to help out by getting naked and making him touch her in order to help him get experience with a naked female body. Unfortunately, he can't quite handle it, and passes out.

Realizing how much of a loser he is, his body later just seems to shut down while playing videogames, when actually his spirit became trapped in the game, so Kaguya and her man-servant Pipi have to go in and rescue him! Kaguya is quickly captured and molested by the main boss, a mutated version of Satoshi. Luckily Pipi comes to the rescue, and once Satoshi is free, Kaguya is able to discover the true reason behind his issues... his mother leaving him at a young age. Armed with this knowledge, Kaguya is able to devise another tactic for getting Satoshi to overcome his intimacy issues... first allowing him to suckle at her breasts like a baby, and then turning him into steam so that he can be with and touch Mika while she takes a bath. Will it work? Well, you'll see....