Quotes

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Spoof of Cosmos edited for Redneck

"Scientists can prove that the beginning of time was created by a.."
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD"
"..ig bang"

[Sasami Jurai]

"Shut up, you scrap metal!" - Milk from Super Milk Chan

[The Rage]

Am I really weird or are you really boring? -Rage

[Sasami Jurai]

Rofl, Rage!!

"Help!! Flip me over! Flip me over! Hellllllpppp!!!" - Talking Bubba (who lives in my house)

[The Rage]

(I seriously wonder that sometimes, lol. )

I am your father! -Darth Vader

[Sasami Jurai]

Don't geniuses live in lamps? - Patrick [from SpongeBob SquarePants!]

(Roflmao!!! HAHAHAHAHA)

[Hardcore]

Lol, Sasami xD

"Firmly grasp it in your hand" - Patrick xD

[The Rage]

"I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." -Groucho Marx

[Lestat69_99]

"It's beautiful outside.....If you just so happen to be a penguin." Overheard at work

"I prefer winter to summer. During the winter as it gets colder you can just add layers to keep warm, but in the summertime? You can only strip down so far before you get arrested...." Me

[Sasami Jurai]

Isn't this great, Squidward? It's just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.
- SpongeBob SquarePants

[Hardcore]

Lmfao. xD

"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! .. Gimme?" - Mr. Krabs

[Sasami Jurai]

Lmao! Mr. Krabs is a greedy cheapskate. XD!!

"Too tough for me? That's downright ridiculous! I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes."
- SpongeBob SquarePants

(LMAOROFL!!!! XD!!!!!)

[scorpionwarrior]

(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin

Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?

[Sasami Jurai]

[SpongeBob as Hall Monitor, sees an open window of a house and barges into the home through the window, scaring a couple who are enjoying their dinner]

SpongeBob: I'm the open-window maniac!!!

[the couple runs out of the house, screaming]

[Tyche]

Demetri Martin: I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

AFI makes me rofl.

Interviewer: Isn't it weird to think your faces are on a lot of bedroom walls?
Davey: We don't think of ourselves in those terms. It may be true but it's hard to think of ourselves in those terms.
Hunter: I have a poster of Adam on my bedroom wall
Davey: We all have posters of Adam.

My ideal girl should be smart, drug free, and hot. People say its not important, but it is...oh and she can't hate me either.-Davey

[Sasami Jurai]

(Lmao Sarah-la, hotties are funny during interviews x3 Take Rob Pattinson for example. Daniel Radcliffe is funny too, but not stupid funny. Watch the recent 'Inside the Actors Studio' with Daniel Radcliffe, if it's available online!! He's like .. very sophisticated, well mannered, & totally witty funny. =] <3)

Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today! - SpongeBob SquarePants