Crud. I need some Advice, guys.

[Grell]

o.O That seems a little... well, late for my situation, I suppose.

And classy is one way of putting it... But has a girl ever turned you down because you made her sign one of those? xD

[Athos]

I haven't really tried that approach--it's just a joke for those who know me well. I suppose someday I'll try it and see where it takes me. On a serious note, I'm not familiar (at this time) with tort law.

[Mik3]

Yeah. he'll just have to get over it. Might be friends might, might become distant. But its better to be straight forward.




Athos, I'll guinea pig that agreement for you, its hella intriguing.

[Athos]

Yeah. he'll just have to get over it. Might be friends might, might become distant. But its better to be straight forward.




Athos, I'll guinea pig that agreement for you, its hella intriguing.

haha, really? If you want to go for it, just PM me what state you're in. That way, I could be able to draft the contract accordingly.

[SASSZAIN]

no, pick me instead!
I'm in michigan ;0 and you already know enough to draft it with me

[Tailtiu]

no, pick me instead!
I'm in michigan ;0 and you already know enough to draft it with me

Bren-baby should use me, since Imma lady. *nodnod*

[Athos]

I could do all three xD Do you seriously want to do it?

[Tailtiu]

It would be very interesting. I might ask you to tweak a few things and get me a copy for me and the bf. Then I could legally buy dinners without him insisting he can. XD

[Athos]

All I need to know is what ya'll agree too.

[SASSZAIN]

I'll agree to anything

[Grell]

I'll agree to anything

Okay, I'll get the hamster and the tube. *goes and comes back* Now bend over.

[Athos]

OBJECTION! Animal cruelty.

[Grell]

Pshaw! We can just go the (insert radical religion here) route and say that animals don't have souls and are minions of Satan.

[SASSZAIN]

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anything Athos says.

You put that tube anywhere near my rump, and.. well.. I dunno.. I'll prolly disappear and haunt you at a later date.

Yeah, thats right, be intimidated!

[Athos]

Pshaw! We can just go the (insert radical religion here) route and say that animals don't have souls and are minions of Satan.

Objection! That has no bearing in this matter. For you see, if you were to perform the said act, it (without little doubt) would step into the police power doctrine from inflicting bodily harm. Ergo, you would violate that and perhaps a host of other local laws. So with that being said, no "radical" religion would help you here. And even if it did, there is a decent shelf of cases in the law library to support that religion does not give a person or persons carte blanche to do whatever it is they please. For example, if a religion used intercourse with minors, it would (again) be a violation of the states' interest to protect children (police power). To use a less radical example, smoking a uncontrolled substance per religious ritual would be a violation of the law (although, most likely wouldn't be a police power since it'd be a federal law violation).

[SASSZAIN]

aren't Native american tribes still allowed to smoke herb.. or was that a fictional rumor..