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lame joke(s)
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WAKAI
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i got one is so lame
a gurl and a guy were [censored] and the guy says ride me and she says but am not from texas.
a gurl and a guy were [censored] and the guy says ride me and she says but am not from texas.
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anime_rox666
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lol
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WAKAI
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this one is lame
a guy goes to a hotel rents a room
for 4 minutes
and the front desk lady asks leaving so soon
and he says yes my hand got really tired
a guy goes to a hotel rents a room
for 4 minutes
and the front desk lady asks leaving so soon
and he says yes my hand got really tired
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soulanubis666
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Do you know why they don't let blondes work for the M&M company?
They keep throwing away the W's.
They keep throwing away the W's.
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soulanubis666
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A man came home from work one day and his wife asked
him to fix the toilet. The man says "who do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it....
The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who do i look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it....
The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says "who do i look like the maytag repair man?" and never fixed it....
man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet. The man asks his wife "how much did it cost?" His wife says "i had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them." The man asks his wife "what kinda cake did you bake them?" the wife says "who do i look like Betty Crocker?"
him to fix the toilet. The man says "who do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it....
The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who do i look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it....
The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says "who do i look like the maytag repair man?" and never fixed it....
man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet. The man asks his wife "how much did it cost?" His wife says "i had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them." The man asks his wife "what kinda cake did you bake them?" the wife says "who do i look like Betty Crocker?"
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soulanubis666
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re: lame joke(s)
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.