Game Informers top ten of 2005

Lestat69_99 · Post by **Lestat69_99** » Dec 17, 2005 9:12am

These are Game Informers top ten lists don't crab at me if you don't agree with them. I have a couple I don't agree with either....

Top 10 Heros of 2005

1~ Kratos(God of War):The star of God of War has earned this years Hero of the year because he is not a nice man and we're alittle afraid of him. His tragic backstory mean he's alittle deeper then your average action star. This bad mofo takes down gods, so we're just gonna hope he doesn't take our lunch money.

2~ Raz(Psychonauts)
3~ Leon(Resident Evil 4)
4~ The Wanderer(Shadow of Colossus)
5~Ezlo (The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap)
6~ Jack Russel (Radiata Stories
7~ Colton White (Gun)
8~ Stranger (Oddworld: Stranger)
9~ Stubbs (Stubbs the Zombie)
10~ KONG (King Kong)

Top 10 Villains

1~ Toni Cipriani's Mom (GTA: Liberty City Stories)
2~ Ares (God of War)
3~ The Critic (Psychonauts)
4~ Thomas Magruder (Gun)
5~ Alma (F.E.A.R)
6~ Death's Hand (Jade Empire)
7~ Krauser(Resident Evil 4)
8~ Dhoulmagus (Dragon Quest 8: Journey of the Cursed King)
9~ The Oracle (Indigo Prophecy)
10~ Cryptosporidium-137 (Destroy All Humans)

Top 10 Biggest Dorks of 2005

1~ Sei (Virtua Quest)
2~ Tom Hansen (Cold Fear)
3~ Raze (Raze's Hell)
4~ Ronnie McCrae (Need for Speed: Most Wanted)
5~ The Entire Cast of Romancing Saga
6~ Johnny Cage (Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks)
7~ Johnny Ohm (Marvel Nemesis)
8~ Travis (Killer 7)
9~ Dante (Devil May Cry 3): Fresh with a new hairstyle from PoindexterCuts, this "edgy" fratboy version of Dante apparently went to Ninja Turtle University, scarfing pizza while spouting generic one-liners like "This party's getting crazy!" That might have cut in the '80s, man but so did Dave Coulier. Now go put a shirt on.
10~ The Alliance (World of Warcraft)

Top 10 Worst Games

1~ Chicago Enforcer
2~ Predator Concrete Jungle: Congrats Vivendi Universal. You've actually managed to take a cool character and create a bigger embarrassment for him then fighting Danny Glover and losing.
3~ Red Ninja: End of Honor: When the only thing in a game that works as intended is the frequency in which the protagonist flashes her panties, then you know honor truley has come to an end.
4~ Iron Phoenix
5~ Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: This factory is pumping out something brown and sticky, but it sure ain't chocolate.
6~ Shadow the Hedgehog: This game will tear up your childhood and pee on the shreds. Shadow the Hedgehog still sucks even if you can get past the concept, thanks to some truly broketacular gameplay
7~ Narc
8~ Lunar: Dragon Song
9~ Dead to Rights 2
10~ Death by Degrees

Top 10 moments

1~ Kratos' Origin (God of War)
2~ The knife fight(Res Evil 4)
3~ The mind of the Milkman (Psychonauts)
4~ The Scale of the Colossi (Shadow of the Colossus)
5~ The Raft Scene (Peter Jackson's King Kong)
6~ Guitar Hero ROCKS! (Guitar Hero)
7~ Police Chases (Need for Speed: Most Wanted)
8~ Nuclear Missle Launch (Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory)
9~ "It's Milkin' Time!" (GTA: Liberty City Stories)
10~ The Farmhouse (Condmned: Criminal Origins)

10 Games
(I'll give the game of the year and about 9 others out of the 50 they listed....)

Game of the Year~ Resident Evil 4
2~ Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction
3~ Midnight Club 3: DUB Edition
4~ Jade Empire
5~ Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath
6~ God of War (this is my pick for game of the year)
7~ Guild Wars
8~ Kirby: Canvas Curse
9~ Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow
10~ Indigo Prophecy

Ok there ya have it...my fingers have officialy cramped so discuss....

Dec 17, 2005 11:01am

Lol, I'm a pretty big game player since I was at age 2, and I haven't heard of even half of those things you've just written

But maybe I'm just old school...

nhlchick · Post by **nhlchick** » Dec 21, 2005 12:38pm

Lestat69_99 wrote:Top 10 Biggest Dorks of 2005
9~ Dante (Devil May Cry 3): Fresh with a new hairstyle from PoindexterCuts, this "edgy" fratboy version of Dante apparently went to Ninja Turtle University, scarfing pizza while spouting generic one-liners like "This party's getting crazy!" That might have cut in the '80s, man but so did Dave Coulier. Now go put a shirt on.

hahahaha OMG I almost fell out of my chair! This is SO true! HAHAHAHAHAAH

Pink Supervisor|EL · Post by **Pink Supervisor|EL** » Dec 21, 2005 5:09pm

lmao Guild wars owned WoW

anyway next year i bet obliviolm, and Halo 3 will be in the top 50 for 06

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