Mkay, so this is how this works. i start by asking a question about the Super Mario series, and some one gives me a stupid answer, then asks a question.
EX:
Q why does mario wear red?
(next post)
A because he doesnt have anything else to wear
Q why does Peach keep getting captured by bowser?
ok? i hope for funny ^^ ill start
Q why does Mario eat mushrooms to grow stronger?
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Kuragari wrote:Mkay, so this is how this works. i start by asking a question about the Super Mario series, and some one gives me a stupid answer, then asks a question.
EX:
Q why does mario wear red?
(next post)
A because he doesnt have anything else to wear
Q why does Peach keep getting captured by bowser?
ok? i hope for funny ^^ ill start
Q why does Mario eat mushrooms to grow stronger?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer
Q How big is mario's baby maker?
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A: Why would you want to know? do you want to have sex with him
Q: Does a red mushroom work like viagra?
Q: Does a red mushroom work like viagra?
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A: It's possible, try asking your boyfriend for a definate answer.
Q: Do Mario and Lugi take turns with the Princess or is there some double penetration there?
Q: Do Mario and Lugi take turns with the Princess or is there some double penetration there?
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A double penetration
Q what does bowser "do" to the princess after capturing her?
Q what does bowser "do" to the princess after capturing her?
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A: try to seduce her
Q: Why can't mario talk?
Q: Why can't mario talk?
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A because he is too tripped out on shrooms to talk
Q whats the deal with toad being in seven different castles?
Q whats the deal with toad being in seven different castles?
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A; He wants you to save the princess.
Q: Why is the princess named Peach?
Q: Why is the princess named Peach?
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A: cuz "Jenna Jameson" was already taken
Q: who does Mario REALLY bed with? Toad, Luigi, or Peach
Q: who does Mario REALLY bed with? Toad, Luigi, or Peach
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A-All three
Q Wahy doesn't mario eat powered Meatball's instead of mushrooms?
Q Wahy doesn't mario eat powered Meatball's instead of mushrooms?
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A. Meatballs dont get you high
Q. How many STDs does Peach have from the Toads
Q. How many STDs does Peach have from the Toads
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A. She managed to get them all except for herpes O.o
Q. is mario a comunist?
Q. is mario a comunist?
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A:Yes!
Q: why does toad put up with peach?
Q: why does toad put up with peach?
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A because toad wants to get laid.
Q does Daisy have a thing for Peach???
Q does Daisy have a thing for Peach???
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A - ya becuase daisy has no one
Q - If mario likes the mushrooms so much whty doesn't he just eat toad
Q - If mario likes the mushrooms so much whty doesn't he just eat toad
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Best Pal: Clamato
When the going gets tough, the tough get GIANT FIGHTING ROBOTS!!!
My japanese name is 飯野 Iino (rice plains) 徹平 Koike (penetrating peace)
PROUD TO BE A CANADIAN
Best Pal: Clamato
When the going gets tough, the tough get GIANT FIGHTING ROBOTS!!!
My japanese name is 飯野 Iino (rice plains) 徹平 Koike (penetrating peace)