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Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer

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A: Because Toad is a helper


Q: How old is Bowser and Jr. Bowser?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer

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A-Bowser in 35 and baby is 5

Q-why isn't luigi the man character?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer

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A: Because he's a sissy.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer

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A: Magic Mushrooms, just like everyone else in the hallucinated world

Q: Who has Wario gotten laid with?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer

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A Warluigi

Q Why does Yoshi wear shoes and only shoes?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer

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A: Cuz he's horny for Mario

Q: Why cant Mario get some?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a Stupid Mario Answer

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Because hes only into the princess

Why wont the princess give mario a good time?
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Because she found out he was cheating on her for Sephiroth

Who is the mother of Bowser's kids?
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