Re: re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Sep 29, 2005 11:09pm
*shakes head* You got the wrong thread. This one's for "crappy" pick-up lines.BeautifulDisgrace289 wrote:Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
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Re: re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 12:44am
that pick-up line is crapLocke wrote:*shakes head* You got the wrong thread. This one's for "crappy" pick-up lines.BeautifulDisgrace289 wrote:Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Re: re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 3:17pm
That's the ideaPriestess Kisara wrote:that pick-up line is crapLocke wrote:*shakes head* You got the wrong thread. This one's for "crappy" pick-up lines.BeautifulDisgrace289 wrote:Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Sep 30, 2005 4:40pm
More Beavis and Butthead Pick up Lines!
Would you like, carry my books for me?
Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts?
I would like, do homework or something, for your love.
Hey baby, you have braces? Uh, huh, huh, huh. I have braces too.
Would you like, carry my books for me?
Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts?
I would like, do homework or something, for your love.
Hey baby, you have braces? Uh, huh, huh, huh. I have braces too.
re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Oct 01, 2005 2:27am
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
If I could be anything in the world, I'd want to be the bar of soap in your shower.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
If your right leg was Christmas, and your left leg was Easter, then I would love to have a vacation between the holidays.
Do you want to see something swell?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
If I could be anything in the world, I'd want to be the bar of soap in your shower.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
If your right leg was Christmas, and your left leg was Easter, then I would love to have a vacation between the holidays.
Do you want to see something swell?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Oct 02, 2005 11:43pm
Hey, Nice shirt Wanna F***
re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Oct 03, 2005 9:16am
Is heaven missing an angel? No? Oh well, lets [censored] anyway.
re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Oct 09, 2005 2:05am
Me: Hey baby you must be an Angel otherwise you wouldn't a Halo.
Girl: What Halo?
Me: -Throws copy of XboX's HALO at her face.-
Girl: OW what the hell.
Me: That Halo
Girl: What Halo?
Me: -Throws copy of XboX's HALO at her face.-
Girl: OW what the hell.
Me: That Halo
re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Oct 10, 2005 9:43am
re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Oct 21, 2005 11:52pm
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
Since we shouldn't waste this day and age, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire?
How can I love you if you won't lay down?
Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter?
Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, so how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
Since we shouldn't waste this day and age, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire?
How can I love you if you won't lay down?
Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter?
Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, so how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Nov 11, 2005 6:52pm
-Thread Revival!-
"I want to put my thingy in your thingy."
Now, that line is crap. XD
"I want to put my thingy in your thingy."
Now, that line is crap. XD
re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Nov 19, 2005 3:11pm
This isnt a bad pick-up line, it's [censored] cool!
I'm only 17, but I was at a club last night just because I'm so badass and cool.
Some chick who was approximately 3 years too old for me came up and said:
"Hey! You look like a hot version of Napolean Dynamite!"
I googled Napolean Dynamite...I LOOK ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE HIM!
I'm only 17, but I was at a club last night just because I'm so badass and cool.
Some chick who was approximately 3 years too old for me came up and said:
"Hey! You look like a hot version of Napolean Dynamite!"
I googled Napolean Dynamite...I LOOK ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE HIM!
re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Nov 19, 2005 11:30pm
this is a crappy one i made up in math class. this is definintly beaves and butt-head worthy: "hey baby, u wanna bight of my biscut?"
re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Nov 26, 2005 9:57pm
XD That pick up line is Beavis and Butthead Material! 
"Whenever I masturbate, I think of you."
"Ladies, call me Jolly Rancher. I'm so hard and you can suck on me all day."
"Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear."
"Whenever I masturbate, I think of you."
"Ladies, call me Jolly Rancher. I'm so hard and you can suck on me all day."
"Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear."
re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Nov 26, 2005 10:08pm
"nice ass"
Re: re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Nov 27, 2005 11:50am
Locke wrote:I googled Napolean Dynamite...I LOOK ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE HIM!
Niiiice....