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re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Nov 27, 2005 1:19pm
by Symos
I don't know if this one was said.
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
A UK tabloid once printed the one that works.
"Can I buy you a drink?"
re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Nov 27, 2005 1:55pm
by Chaotic reminder
"im no fred flintstone, but i'll make your bed ROCK!"
re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Nov 28, 2005 5:40pm
by Mrs. Vengeance
"Excuse me. Do you want to [censored] or should I apologize?"
"Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna [censored]?"
"NOW, B*TCH!"
Hey! Wanna play war? (Replies) WHAT? (You) Yeah, I lay on the ground and you blow the [censored] outta me!"
"Wanna [censored], or should I call my lawyer?"
"You've been a bad, bad girl/boy. Go to my room!"
re: Post Crappy Pick-up Lines Here!
Posted: Nov 29, 2005 12:06am
by Chaotic reminder
"if u were a plane, i would hope u had a really big cockpit"