Absolute Anime

When I said I was a possitive person, I mean HIV

"Oh, did I tell you? I beat my old score in Dance Dance Revolution today! ^^"

"Oh, I saw your sister the other day..."

Is that hair meant to be there?

your mom was soooooooooooooooooooooo go last night. and so was your dad!

is it a bad time,to tell you susan i have herpies and not wearing acondom dont help the cause.

"So uhh... do I pay you now or later?" >_>

Don't say anything. Just fall asleep.

Ya know I've got better women off the street corner.....

I've had better.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Eh, my sister does it better

*right after cumming* Oh, I forgot to tell you one tiny little thing. I have AIDS

Oh [censored]! I'm missing American Gladiators

do you know that I'm having sex with you just because I'm getting paid to?

or

I'm only going to pay you a penny.

I cast spell: Raging Orgasm!

Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today

When is this supposed to feel good?

That leak better be from the waterbed!

It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!

Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like... Woman: Yourself?

How long do you plan to be "almost there"?

How long do you plan to be "almost there" - i've actually said something like that but not during sex....proper killed my arm the bastard *shakes fist at her bf*

"Make sure you gargle before you spit it out."

"Do you want me to tell you that I have AIDS now, or after the sex?"