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Bad things to say during sex

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You can either make something up or say something that's happened to you, try to be funny with it, but also appropriate. This topic is a little sketchy already, just don't be overly obscene.
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your ex's name............wow...
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umm....did you put it in me yet?
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I'm bored
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Are you done yet? I have things to do... *yawns*
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My ex was better at it.
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Your sister loved this.
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That's it...?
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Uh, what's your name again?
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*picks up the phone* sorry i have a telo-marketer on the phone. can we do this some other time?
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Did you fart? XD
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um... i have things to do today... *points at watch*
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Come on baby......My grandma did it better.
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What's that noise you're making? it sounds like a horse dieing
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~*saying ur partners name wrong*

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"do u have a cigarete?"

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WAIT YOU AREN'T REBECCA!
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