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*gets out dentist drill to give to yoko*

Thanks Mai! This may work but i can always shove it down and choke him and ect. or if u guys like to give me ideas thanks!

i say piece him with a dagger, not enough to kill him but wound him. then slowly rip off his skin- letting him bleed to death

I don't know what's funnier, Yodama about to get beaten up, or all the jokes you've all posted. Well here's a couple I can think of.

Inuyasha: Kagome, do you think I could try on your highschool uniform? *flutters eyes*
Miroku: I'm taking an act of celibacy.
Inuyasha: Aren't my ears so cuuuute!

Miroku: Keade! Would you bear my children!
Keade: YES!!!
Inu-gang:
Miroku: I'm desperate!

Rin: Sesshomaru, you suck!
Sesshomaru: God I feel pretty!
Naraku: Piiiiiieeeeeeee...
Kikyo: I've always wanted to be a ballerina!
Shippo: Kagome, would you bear my children? I'm actually a lot older then you think!
Inuyasha: Love and Peace!!! (like Vash)
Sango: Do your loins burn?

funny BT

yea! it is!

ROTFL my a$$ off

Thank you. Here some more.

Inuyasha: I wish I had a tail to go with my ears... I'd look even more cute!!!
Miroku: I no longer find women attractive

Miroku: Kagome! Help me! Sango has been possessed! One minute she's pissed at me, then she starts crying and saying how hot it is, and then she's pissed again!
Kagome: Oh, we discovered what that is in the future. She's just going through her period.
Miroku: ...What a dreaded curse this 'period' is then...

Sesshomaru: I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty, and whity, and briiigght.
Rin: I love you Jaken!

Naraku: See this? *He's glowing* See this glowing? Not a lot of people can do the glowing. Come get some of this glowing. I'm gonna chew on your soul and floss with your ki. I read that somewhere, but I'll do it.

Inuyasha: OW! You hit me! Yo-you hit me you big meanie!! WAAAAAAAAH!!!

Kagome: Sit!
"Inuyasha hits the ground*
Kagome: Moonwalk!
*Inuyasha begins moonwalking*
Kagome: Take off your clothes and come with me!
Inuyasha: Now that won't work!
Kagome: *puppy dog eyes*
Inuyasha: .......Damn....

Shippo: Where do babies come from?
Sango: Do your loins still burn?
Keade: I feel like getting drunk!
Inuyasha: I wonder if I could sell the Tetsusaiga for a School girl Uniform?
Miyoga: Do not worry! Miyoga the flea will defeat all enemies! HYAAAAA!
Shippo: YO, yo homeys, waas up?

nice

Thank you, thank you.

...*points to drill* hey...what you gonna do with that

From what I remember, they're gonna shove that into your mouth.

...is it candy?

only if you think of hard cylinder shaped objects that are used to screw things in as candy

... so...it's not candy?

no