what the inuyasha characters would never say

[white_wolf_lover]

just wonderin heres some:

inuyasha: my hair is.......PURPLE!!!! PURPLE!!!

kagome: thought i'd change my outfit **is wearin pants**(halleijuhah! she wears pants!!)

shippo: WAHOO!! I'M TALLER THAN EVERYBODY!! **is taller than everybody** (more like godzilla)

miroku: whats the point of dating

sango:(to inuyasha and gang)GUESS WHAT GUYS!!!! I SHRUNK MY BOOMORANG!!!

naraku: i think EVERYTHING should live

sesshomaru: humans are fascinating

kilala: ruff

kirara: howl

kouga: kagome is ugly

[Kanna]

Inuyasha: Sesshomaru! You're my hero!!!

Kagome: Miroku, I want to bear your children!

Sango: It's not fair! How come Inuyasha and Kagome
can cross the well and I can't?!!!

Miroku: I don't love you, Sango.

Shippo: I hate candy! They give me cavities!

Kanna: Kagura, I'm your older sister, so listen to
me!

Kagura: Yes older sister!

Ayame: Koga, you can go with Kagome.

[white_wolf_lover]

i'm suprised of you all people your the first to comment on this..... .....well....KIBA IS STILL MINE!!!

[Three Guesses]

Miroku- Sango it would never work between us...

Inuyasha- Hey Sesshoumaru want to play catch?

Shippo- In your face Inuyasha!! *kills all the bad guys*

Kouga- You can have Kagome, you can protect her better

Miroku- I`m really in love with another man

[~*Matsuo*~]

Kouga: Inuyasha, you're my woman...

Sesshomaru: Die, Rin!

Inuyasha: Isn't Naraku the best ever?!

Kagome: I think I'm going to marry Kouga

Sango: Let's see how long it takes for your tetsusaiga to break my hiraikotsu in half

Naraku: Sesshomaru! You're so hott!!

Inuyasha: Does this make me look fat?

Jakotsu: I LOVE women!

Kagura: Naraku is so great! I wish I could stay in his service forever!

Miroku: Would you bear his children instead of mine?

Naraku: You know, I think I might let Kagura go...

Kanna: *babbles on and on and won't stop talking*

Sesshomaru: Jaken, I am your father!

Naraku: No one has the right to take the life of another!

Bankotsu: I think Inuyasha is hott!

Kikyo: Please Naraku! Don't kick me out! I want to stay! *runs outside holding up sheet to cover herself*

Naraku: I feel like letting Inuyasha live...hmmmm...maybe I could go kill myself instead...

Sesshomaru: I'm gonna braid my hair!!

[Sasami Jurai]

Inuyasha: Kagome, if you're with another guy, I'll go with Sango!

Miroku: Sango, I'll suck you in with my wind tunnel. Wind tunnel!!!!!!!!!!!

Sango: Miroku, will you kiss me?

Rin: Lord Sesshomaru! I like Master Jaken more than you!!!

[Three Guesses]

Sesshoumaru-I`m going to donate my hair to charity

Naraku-*wears green-peace tee shirt*

Inuyasha-dad was the greatest

Kagome- inuyasha will you just *insert swearing* off

[Aoi Tsuki]

[Yodama man]

cool

[BakaYasha7583]

InuYasha: but Kagome, you can't go home, i'll miss you!

Sesshoumaru: ::laughs::

Sango: InuYasha, lets ditch these guys and go on by ourselves.

Miroku: Sesshoumaru, will you do me the honor of bearing my child? :flutters eyes::

Kagome: InuYasha, i think you've worn the Kotodomo rosary long enough...why don't we just take that off....

Rin: No! i won't do it! no no no! i'm staying here until i get some food! ::stomps foot::

Naraku: uhh....duuude....

Houjo: Higurashi, i'm just going to go out with Ayumi since you have a boyfriend....

Jaken: lord InuYasha....

Kouga: InuYasha, i'm sorry....Kagome, i'm marrying Aayime

Kagura: Kouga, can you hold my fans for a moment...

Kanna: ::insert any word::

Tototsai: the square root of the reciprocal is equal to the sum of...

Myouga: i'm going to weight watchers.

Ginta: ::to hakakahu:: now we can kill Kouga in his sleep....

Kikyo: InuYasha, i was just kidding about going to hell with me! sesh, i thought you would have figured that out!

Shippo: InuYasha...will you be my dad?

and the top notcher of them all!!!

Sesshoumaru- thank you. (((what's that, wait what? he said that in the translated version?? HOW COULD THEY LET HIM SAY THAT???? DO THEY NOT REALIZE THEY KILLED A PART OF HIS CHARACTER???? that pissed me off so bad!!!!!

[vampireslayer59]

wow this place has people that are really good at knowing what they would never say.

[Yoko Moura]

yea.......... but its funny as all get out!

[Yoko Moura]

Kouga: Kagome i have moved on now... *runs to Sango* im going to make u my woman

Inuyasa: Shippo u r really strong! can u teach me how to fight like that?

Kagura: Oh? My Inuyasha u r looking very handsome today

Shippo: I hate dads especially mine! he was pathetic!

Miroku: *sighs* Woman are things that slow u down in life

Sango: Kagome i absolutly love your clothes! what is this fabric! Like o my gosh! *in a perky voice*

[keiti33]

Inuyasha- WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Kagome- INUYASHA SUCKS!!!!!!!!
Naraku- i love u Kagura
Kagura- i am happy
shippo- Sango is ugly
Sango- i hate poo
Miroku- COME BACK INUYASHA!!!!I LOVE U!!!!
Sesshomaru- Inuyasha is a great brother

[Sesshomaru-sama]

Hahahahahaahahaahahaha.......
What about:
Sesshomaru- Inuyasha you really
deserve 2 have the Tetsusaiga.
Inuyasha- Kagome I want you 2
have my children.

[Kira]

Kagome: Inuyasha i hate u as a half demon

Inuyasha: i want to be a half demon.....and not a full demon