Absolute Anime

just wonderin heres some:

inuyasha: my hair is.......PURPLE!!!! PURPLE!!!

kagome: thought i'd change my outfit **is wearin pants**(halleijuhah! she wears pants!!)

shippo: WAHOO!! I'M TALLER THAN EVERYBODY!! **is taller than everybody** (more like godzilla)

miroku: whats the point of dating

sango:(to inuyasha and gang)GUESS WHAT GUYS!!!! I SHRUNK MY BOOMORANG!!!

naraku: i think EVERYTHING should live

sesshomaru: humans are fascinating

kilala: ruff

kirara: howl

kouga: kagome is ugly

Inuyasha: Sesshomaru! You're my hero!!!

Kagome: Miroku, I want to bear your children!

Sango: It's not fair! How come Inuyasha and Kagome
can cross the well and I can't?!!!

Miroku: I don't love you, Sango.

Shippo: I hate candy! They give me cavities!

Kanna: Kagura, I'm your older sister, so listen to
me!

Kagura: Yes older sister!

Ayame: Koga, you can go with Kagome.

i'm suprised of you all people your the first to comment on this..... .....well....KIBA IS STILL MINE!!!

Miroku- Sango it would never work between us...

Inuyasha- Hey Sesshoumaru want to play catch?

Shippo- In your face Inuyasha!! *kills all the bad guys*

Kouga- You can have Kagome, you can protect her better

Miroku- I`m really in love with another man

Kouga: Inuyasha, you're my woman...

Sesshomaru: Die, Rin!

Inuyasha: Isn't Naraku the best ever?!

Kagome: I think I'm going to marry Kouga

Sango: Let's see how long it takes for your tetsusaiga to break my hiraikotsu in half

Naraku: Sesshomaru! You're so hott!!

Inuyasha: Does this make me look fat?

Jakotsu: I LOVE women!

Kagura: Naraku is so great! I wish I could stay in his service forever!

Miroku: Would you bear his children instead of mine?

Naraku: You know, I think I might let Kagura go...

Kanna: *babbles on and on and won't stop talking*

Sesshomaru: Jaken, I am your father!

Naraku: No one has the right to take the life of another!

Bankotsu: I think Inuyasha is hott!

Kikyo: Please Naraku! Don't kick me out! I want to stay! *runs outside holding up sheet to cover herself*

Naraku: I feel like letting Inuyasha live...hmmmm...maybe I could go kill myself instead...

Sesshomaru: I'm gonna braid my hair!!

Inuyasha: Kagome, if you're with another guy, I'll go with Sango!

Miroku: Sango, I'll suck you in with my wind tunnel. Wind tunnel!!!!!!!!!!!

Sango: Miroku, will you kiss me?

Rin: Lord Sesshomaru! I like Master Jaken more than you!!!

Sesshoumaru-I`m going to donate my hair to charity

Naraku-*wears green-peace tee shirt*

Inuyasha-dad was the greatest

Kagome- inuyasha will you just *insert swearing* off

cool

InuYasha: but Kagome, you can't go home, i'll miss you!

Sesshoumaru: ::laughs::

Sango: InuYasha, lets ditch these guys and go on by ourselves.

Miroku: Sesshoumaru, will you do me the honor of bearing my child? :flutters eyes::

Kagome: InuYasha, i think you've worn the Kotodomo rosary long enough...why don't we just take that off....

Rin: No! i won't do it! no no no! i'm staying here until i get some food! ::stomps foot::

Naraku: uhh....duuude....

Houjo: Higurashi, i'm just going to go out with Ayumi since you have a boyfriend....

Jaken: lord InuYasha....

Kouga: InuYasha, i'm sorry....Kagome, i'm marrying Aayime

Kagura: Kouga, can you hold my fans for a moment...

Kanna: ::insert any word::

Tototsai: the square root of the reciprocal is equal to the sum of...

Myouga: i'm going to weight watchers.

Ginta: ::to hakakahu:: now we can kill Kouga in his sleep....

Kikyo: InuYasha, i was just kidding about going to hell with me! sesh, i thought you would have figured that out!

Shippo: InuYasha...will you be my dad?

and the top notcher of them all!!!

Sesshoumaru- thank you. (((what's that, wait what? he said that in the translated version?? HOW COULD THEY LET HIM SAY THAT???? DO THEY NOT REALIZE THEY KILLED A PART OF HIS CHARACTER???? that pissed me off so bad!!!!!

wow this place has people that are really good at knowing what they would never say.

yea.......... but its funny as all get out!

Kouga: Kagome i have moved on now... *runs to Sango* im going to make u my woman

Inuyasa: Shippo u r really strong! can u teach me how to fight like that?

Kagura: Oh? My Inuyasha u r looking very handsome today

Shippo: I hate dads especially mine! he was pathetic!

Miroku: *sighs* Woman are things that slow u down in life

Sango: Kagome i absolutly love your clothes! what is this fabric! Like o my gosh! *in a perky voice*

Inuyasha- WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Kagome- INUYASHA SUCKS!!!!!!!!
Naraku- i love u Kagura
Kagura- i am happy
shippo- Sango is ugly
Sango- i hate poo
Miroku- COME BACK INUYASHA!!!!I LOVE U!!!!
Sesshomaru- Inuyasha is a great brother

Hahahahahaahahaahahaha.......
What about:
Sesshomaru- Inuyasha you really
deserve 2 have the Tetsusaiga.
Inuyasha- Kagome I want you 2
have my children.

Kagome: Inuyasha i hate u as a half demon

Inuyasha: i want to be a half demon.....and not a full demon